wife wants male stripper

My wife informed me she wants a male stripper for my birthday! It's the best present ever

I had this once. We were having a party and she had a male stripper come and dance for me. It was embarrassing in front of all those people. I wanted to die at the time, but I look back on it with lust now.
Pantalone, Wittol, oblate, abnegator, fellator, pathic, irrumatiophile,fop, epicene, cotquean, skivvy, thrall, and pilgarlic.

Well, guys who've been married a long time know the Wife is always right!

Unfortunately, most male strippers are gay.

Still, he could be straight and desire her. And most importantly of all. It'l get her thinking about other men's cocks, which is what you want to happen as much as possible, until..

the website for the strippers says that 'strippers will never perform sexual services for the clients', yet the FAQ states that dancers are available for 'male escort, 1 on 1, and couples performances'. Do you think the 'no sex' statement is just a disclaimer and that the actual level of interaction will be at the discretion of the dancer or is that a firm policy?

Really? I've always heard the opposite - that even most gay strippers are "gay for play," in that they are straight, but strip for gay men because the money is so good.
Pantalone, Wittol, oblate, abnegator, fellator, pathic, irrumatiophile,fop, epicene, cotquean, skivvy, thrall, and pilgarlic.

Sounds to me like it's very much at the discretion of the individual dancer. You could be in for a real treat.

You can always clarify what you are expecting (straight or bi) when you call to make the arrangements for the male stripper...I permisterally don't get turned on by other men unless I see them as potential bulls for my wife...then I view them as sexy...their cocks do nothing for me until I start imagining that shaft entering my wife's pussy!