Great Cuckoldresses of History!

My permisteral favourite is Ann Boleyn. Not only did she cuckold Henry VIII, but she did it with an indiscriminate enthusiasm that included royal advisers, entertainers and even members of her own family. What a girl !

Another great lady, Bob! I excluded her only because she met a sticky end at the hands of a horrible husband, all too quickly. What a moralising bastard! She deserves recognition, though, and her life should be celebrated.

I was also going to include Guinivere, and her affair with Lancelot, but thought that strayed too far into mythology.

Any other offers, anybody?

Isabella of France, 1293-1358, "Medieval Europe"

Was far more vindictive than you portray her.

There is dispute over the facts, but it is claimed that her husband Edward II King of England was most likely gay. It is said that she had him ***ed. The story goes she arranged for him to be seduced by a young man and lured into a room. He was then siezed, held down while a trumpet was inserted in his rear ( to hide the burn marks) it was followed by a red hot poker!

His alleged favourite boyfreind (Hugh Despenser) she had hung drawn and quartered. During which in addition his penis and testicles were sliced off and burnt during the process - he was still alive he had to watch. The queen, her lover (Mortimer) and supporters feasted as they watchedpresumably enjoyed the spectacle.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Comes to mind.

You can Google it, truth is stranger than fact. Of course the symbolism is obvious.

Yes, I knew that, and touched on it, but chose to play that down in order focus on the more erotic aspects of her life. Having said that, some folks here find castration erotic, so I'm sure they could probably jerk off to ritual ***, too!

Cleopatra was far from abeauty. Old coinage shows she was quite plain. legend has it that she earned her reputation as a sex goddess, not fopr her looks but her s*******ful use of fellatio. Now Nephretti was considererd quite beautiful as were a couple of others, but Cleopatra was known more for *******ing her brothers and using her body to extend the time of the Egyptian empire. I love to defraud the myth of her beauty to all of my students. Nice thread though.

P.S. Eleanor of Aquitane bounced around a few bedrooms also.

Thanks for the history lesmister ptah, that was both fascinating and entertaining. Who says history can't be fun??

There were rumours that Catherine the Great shagged a horse (literally)!!!!!!!!!


Isabella of France was one mean cuckoldress.

What a great thread! Not only did I get really horny, but I learned something as well!!!!!

My favor was Catherine the Great, 1729-96, "The Russian Enlightenment", the main reamister for that is Russian chicks make me hot.

Don't forget Winston Churchills mom. His younger brother shares a name with their stable boy in Ireland...

I agree, best thread on here for ages.

It's a shame they didn't teach this sort of stuff at school. I might have been an A grade student instead of taking up residence in the 'dunces' corner.

What a great thread - so original!

Thanks chaps!

I agree- schoolgirls should be taught revisionist female-orientated history, with the cuckoldresses of history as their heroines!

so fantastic!

Numesmatic evidence is a poor source of accurate portraits until the 19th century, really. Cleo's coinage was based on that of the Hellenistic Pharoahs decended from Ptolemy Soter- which gives the template as a male portrait based on Macedonian concepts of masculine beauty.

I prefer to take as evidence the accounts of people that new her. Ceaser found her ravishing; sufficiently so to endanger his reputation in Rome, by sidlining his wife, the sister of a previous Pontifex Maximus.

But as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I would like to mention Alma Mahler, wife of famous german composer Gustav Mahler, and, very recently, Susanne Klatten, Germany's richest woman, and one of the richest women in the world. She cuckolded her husband, and made it public.... you can google and wiki both women.

Ah, and Princess Diana.... look at her younger mister, and compare it to pics of her former riding-teacher.... hehehe

I agree that old coins by themselves are not the best evidence, but note that while she had a screwing interesrt in saving Egypt, Caesar had a screwing interest in conquering egypt. And Cleo was of the Ptolomean dynasty, from the greeks. It would have been more proper for me to say that her looks are in dispute, but not some of the other, lesser known women of Egypt.


But who eevr mentioned Diana, now she was fairly hot for royalty.

We won't solve it here, but this is a great diea for a thread and I eagerly await another installment.

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Susan of Reno 2000 - present

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Katie Price deserves to stand among these magnificent cuckoldresses no more than Gordon Brown deserves to stand by Winston Churchill, but she does deserve praise and recognition for cuckolding and humiliating her husband in style, and bringing the matter to the public's attention!

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I agree! Katie Price would make me nervous if i saw her across the street...

Ptah, regarding your comment of May 1. Do you not believe the internet is already teaching schoolgirls this? How do you see them reacting in the future as they grow up? I would also appreciate your comments about how this impacts young males and older hubbies?

I think that schoolgirls- broadly- are taught to consider themselves superior to males, and to expect to dominate males by exceeding them in traditional measurements of success (education, earnings etc.)

I believe that young women should be taught that some males are infinately inferior to others; that they should cuckold and dominate the weaker males through feminine means (beauty, emotional blackmail, sex appeal), and mate with the superior, sexually dominant males whom they should enjoy at their leisure.

The examples of women like those above could be very important in that process.

Fully am with you, what a great read thanks !

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Always was a visual learner

Plenty of asians

Long before the term "samurai" came into usage, Japanese fighters were s*******ed with the sword and spear. These warriors included some women, such as the legendary Empress Jingu (c. 169-269 A.D.), pictured here leading an invasion of Korea.

According to the stories, Jingu was married to the fourteenth emperor of Japan, Chuai, who reigned between 192 and 200. She is noted to have several "chevalier servants" (male courtesans)

After his death, she ruled as a regent for her young mister. To pass the time, she invaded and conquered Korea (without shedding a drop of red, according to the legend).

Interesting. More nuggets of historical titilation, please!