Laughing at Spanking?

You are a lucky man, who had a gf who spanked him. I am wanting my wife to spank me for so long, but it will not happens.

Not spanking in public, my wife will only spank me at night for what I failed to do during the day. However, in public in front of friends or family either outdoors or indoors my wife will most definitively slap me across the face if I said or did something wrong..

It was the same with my exwife, in public and at home. She was a little thing at 5'4", 110 lbs, but she became practiced and one slap would redden my face and shut me up. It was mostly when I spoke out of turn. She did not like me voicing my opinion