At the Cuckold's Expense

Funniest for my wife I believe is the time we were at the Bull's house. I was dressed in Shirley Temple type dress with a diaper and white tights. They secured me to a wooden chair in the living room, placed a binky in my mouth. Then the Bull said "I'm going to change the TV station to Barney for him" then my wife really laughed and said "your so mean". He did change the channel and they went to his bedroom.

When my wife freely tells family and friends that I have a small dick.

There is nothing humorous about cuckolding. A husband winds up on the wrong side of the deal. The guy is trying to make the best of a withering experience. His wife has made the best of a withering experience. She won..............
..............PSEUDO PERSON...YMMV!

This might seem really tame, but it stands out in my mind.

Last year, we gave my wife's best friend a ride to the airport. They were taking time and running behind and I was trying to get them to hurry, warning them that rush hour was approaching and that she needed to be at the airport three hours before her flight (which it almost was at that point).

My wife's friend knows everything about us, so when she looked at me, in front of my wife and said "calm down, you don't want to get your panties in a bunch!" they both laughed and I found that quite humiliating.
~sissy~