My Wife And I Have Developed A Private Code. What About You?

My wife and I have developed this "system" or code talk that let's us understand what each other means without those around us knowing what it means. Do you and your husband/wife do this?

For example:
- If she tells me that she is going to the grocery store and that she isn't taking her cell phone, it means that she is going to get laid.
- If she calls me from work and tells me that I have to plan dinner, it means she is going to get laid after work.
- If she calls and says that she is on the way home and she is bringing snacks, it means she is bringing me a creampie to eat.

Anybody else do this?
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I watch you bareback her then I clean up.

If my wife calls me "darling" in front of others it means to do exactly what she asked or she'll beat the cuckolds brownie out of me later....

I love that code! Having your own language is the height of commitment and belonging.