Self Humiliation

Here is one I did during the summer........first I went to a second hand store......I was looking through the womans bathing suits when I came across this white bikini......you could tell it was for a little more of a full figure woman......the bottoms were white and had a 1 inch flowery band around the top of the waist........the top was also white but was in a very large cup size (Cor D)........I went to the change room to try it on......I could tell quickly the top was useless.....it had moulded in cups for support and gaped open at the front (I guess I could have held 2 beers in them!)......anyway the bottoms were great......I found if I tuck in the flowery waist band it looked ok.....my plan was if I got the nerve to wear it and a girl was looking at me she would be wondering if I was wearing a womans bikini bottom or just a guys speedo........the more I looked at it though it really looked like a biki bottom, I bought it....
So off to the beach.......I left the top at home and wore shorts over top.....when I arrived I found a found a spot about 50 yards from the water.......the beach was fairly crowded..........I laid out my towel, sat down, undid my shorts , pulled them off making sure my flowery waist band was tucked in.......I sat for a while and got comforable as well as getting up enoug nerve to hit the water.........when no one was really watching I got up and bee lined for the water.....the water was cold but I made my way in to about waist deep and sat down........it appeared that no one saw me...........I sat there for about 10 minutes........the water was getting so cold I almost couldn't stand it any more......I was getting aroused however with the cold water and the way the suit fit(kinda tight) I had a 1" hardon....just as decide I had to get out there in front of me was a really hot teen age girl (18-19) in a string bikini standing in the water ankle deep with what I think was her lady.......nice looking, one piece bathing suit, great body.......It was obvious they were just standing there testing the water temerature.......looking right at me..........if I was getting out I would have to wak about 20 yards right at them, pass them and another 50 yards to my towel.........I decided it was now or never....I stood straight up quickly........the water was now only covering about half or my suit..........as I started towards them my bikni now totally exposed.......I I could feel my little hardon pressed tightly against the tight fabric (kind of like a little thumb at the front of the bikni).......when I was about 15 yards away all of our eyes met and both of there jaws droped .......I couldn't get out of there quick enough however walking through the now knee deep water was stil a task.......as I approached them there faces were now very red and they started to giggle........when I was about 10 yards away I looked down (I wanted to see what they saw).....I guess I stood up so quick the flowery waist band became completley untucked and I was sprouting a tiny woody..........here I was for all to see........by the time I passed them they were all out laghing at me........they created such rucuss now it seemed like everyone was looking at me........I made it to my towel and got the hell out of there......
When I got home I jerked off 3 times.......best day of the summer..

Hi little petey! I'm from Germany so please excuse my bad English, I tried my best.
The way of humiliating yourself, you describe sounds interesting to me and is nearly the same as my one. Perhaps I try it out too someday. Here is one I did a couple of Months ago.
It was on a Monday and because I'm working for a local security firm, I usually work at night and have free time during day. I went to a huge shopping center, which is located quite a bit outside my hometown. I walked straightly in a jeans shop, where they sell all kinds of trademarks, such as Wrangler, Levis etc. First I did, when I came in the small shop, was to look, whether there is a salesgirl or a salesman and luckily there was a girl. I think she was about 18 or 19 years old ( I am 25 ), had black hair, which reached as far as her bladebones and a dark red lipstick. Her skin was pale and she was all dressed up like one of these Gothic chics ( perhaps she was one ), including dark eye shadow and a piercing through her lower lip. She just seemed to be bored, cause she scrolled through a magazine, which was lying on the desk in front of her.
This was my chance, so I walked over to the women area of the shop an looked through the Jeans there and believe me, it was very hard to find one in my size. But after a while I got one, which was just one size smaller as I needed. So I tried my luck, went to the changing room and entered it. I think it was the first time, she noticed someone was in the shop and after a short “hello” to me, she just read further on in her magazine.
I can tell you, it was a battle with the jeans, but after some time, I had it upon my hips and also was able to close it ( i'm very thin ). It was extreme tight, and as I watched myself in the mirror I noticed it was a low-rice Jeans with very narrow legs.
As I saw myself in the mirror, I got a hard-on immediately and a blain appeared in my crotch, which I was hoping to happen. The next point of my plan was very hard to me and I decided quite a long time, to long, cause my penis got atonic, so I rubbed on my crotch to get him stiff again.
After that I pluck up all my courage and left the changing room. The salesgirl was still reading her magazine, so I went back to the woman area and stood in front of the Jeans for women. Immediately the salesgirl came across to me, I heart her steps behind me.
“Excuse me mister, you are wearing a Jeans for women.” I was able to hear her giggle.
I turned around and said: “I know!”
Suddenly she saw the blain and started to laugh, which was very, very embarrassing to me, and just caused my cock to get even harder. Of course she tried to hold back her laughing and look serious, but was unable.
With a red face, I run back to the changing room, but on my normal trousers and left the shop as fast as I can.

i luv to do self public offense! sometimes i wear my slutty skirts and heels to a park or i lay out at the river in my little white and pink bikini! I luv changing in the gym with my bikini top tan lines showing! and i luv to buy lingiere a single peice at a time so they know its for me. i make it a habit to have my panty trim showing above my pants waist band. i luv at the gym when i change my clothes and shower they notice how i am totally hairless with my little bald clitty and my pink fluffy towel i dry off then put my silky little bikini panties on and do all of my pre dresing prep in the mirror in my girls panties. i would luv it if more sissies came out and got the treatment we deserve!
sissy lindsey

Thanks Arris and Reno...........I have a few more of my experiences listed in a post approximatel 6 under this post ....called "Strippers like to humiliate you" by sissycuck 22.......Arris one of my experiences is very close to yours (the jean shop at the mall)........please read and comment.....

Ya, my lil guy doesn't quite measure up to all of the averages.