I understand how comparimisters can be humbling. I have posted this before, but my wife made me take a photo of myself and her steady boyfriend and put them side by side. I take photos semi-professionally, so to merge the two was no big deal.
She threatened to take the image to my professional photo developers, (when she left I was really upset as they know my wife) but instead went to the local Target and had them made into a nice 8x10 (got some stares) and then found a nice black frame and keeps it in our bedroom. She has shown it to a few of her close girl friends too. It's humbling when they look at the photo, my pants and then back to the photo and smile.
The other chart she found to prove that I could not take care of most women, especially her - she loves me, but I have a handicap. No need to cry over the handicap, just adjust and get over it.