"Little" assignments I've done for Kimlane

The gorgeous Mrs. Kim Lane has been kind enough to keep this little sissy busy the last few weeks, so I've started this thread to detail my depraved activities. Here are some of the things I've done for my goddess:

1) Wearing nothing but a little pair of pink panties I got some ice cubes and layed down on my back, with my legs spread in the air. Kim wanted me to get four ice cubes in my ass, but It was tough at first because I hadn't put anything up there before, but once I worked my little butthole open with my finger I was able to do it. My pecker was throbbing the whole time, and I think I almost actually came while placing the third ice cube. I caught my breath though and then got the fourth in. I Then got on my knees and iced my balls. Then grabbing my cock, I started cumming immediatley (seriously, I don't think I lasted 3 seconds). My cum splattered all over the floor but I was dilligent in licking all of it up, thanking Kim for each dirty salty drop.

2) I spent an entire day keeping my greedy hands off my little cock.
Consequently I couldn't stop thinking about touching myself all day. Every girl I passed on the street seemed more attractive. A woman at the deli smiled at me and It felt like she was you, laughing at the little lump in my shorts as I try so hard not to fumble with it.
When I got home I was so horny I had to check out kims caps.
I really liked the one where the two girls steal some poor cucks boyfriend.
I was hard and dripping pretty quickly, but I still had 2 hours to wait. I kept thinking about the laughing girls, and how you'd probably love to get fucked by two girls while I'm tied up in the corner with a cock cage on or a have-induced limp cock.
I couldn't help myself, I found some bengay from the bathroom put a nice amount on my hand and massaged my balls. It started to tingle, but not badly so I put some more on thinking you'd appreciate my effort.
That was a little mistake. The tingling turned into a stinging burning sensation and began to get more intense. I quickly grabbed my little clit with two fingers (it was soft again) and started jerking as fast as I could. My knees buckled a little and I shot several short hard bursts of cum. A very intense orgasm, and while I wasn't watching a clock this time I don't think I lasted more then a minute. After I licked the cum off my fingers I realized I had gotten some of the bengay on my little dicky. I hoped in the shower and washed it all off, but my genitals kept feeling hot and tingly anyway. I looked at the bottle and it said the sensation lasts a few hours... and it did.

3) I was alone on a saturday night.
I read kims captions and imagined her having a night out on the town, then getting fucked by a man with a real cock that makes mine look like a youngs. The kind of guy that smirks when he stands next to me at the urinal, and who grins when I peek at his long hanging dick in the shower with jealous eyes.
I stripped my clothes off at light speed and hurrying naked across my apartment got a small saucer and knelt on the wood floor of my room.
I rubbed my little hard on and moaned, but I made sure to jerk off for you for at least three minutes before I grunted and squirted on the saucer. I was trying for five minutes, but was getting really close and couldn't stop. Still, much better then 3 seconds!
I was a good boy and I got all my dirty jizz on the saucer.
I thanked you and got to lapping it up like a hungry pup.
The plate went all the way across my room and I went after it on all fours. At one point it actually went under my desk and I had to grip the saucer with my mouth and pull it back out to finish cleaning it.

4) Having done poorly on several of kim's tasks my balls needed to take some punishment. So I tied them up, then placed them on the counter.
I gripped my dick so that my knuckles faced down and starting pounding my little pud. At first it didn't hurt much, just a little dull ache, and I remembered what had told me about not being a pussy so I gritted my teetch and started thumping away harder and faster. Now I could feel the pain in my belly and my knees started to shake a little. I imagined Kim standing over me with your heel digging into my sack, asking in her sweetest voice if she could just pop one of them. That was enough, I exploded all over myself. I don't know if I passed the one minute mark, but it was all over pretty quick. As I started to cum I closed my eyes and slammed my knuckles down hard. Cum was still leaking out of my dick, which twitched while I slowly sank to my knees, then rolled onto my side on the bathroom floor. The last shot really felt like a kick in the balls. I assumed the *** position for a couple of minutes to collect myself.

5) Horny as ever I begged Kim to let me masturbate. She let me, but I had to do so positioned on my back with my feet over my head. A very awkward position to masturbate in, but I managed it. The end result of course was that I splattered my little load of cum all over my own face and neck like a cheap slut.
I didn't clean the cum off until bed time.

Today for kim I ate a hot dog covered with my very own man sauce.
It tasted a little salty, and really awful. But I finished it, and was grateful for it.
Any attention I can get from a woman as clever and gorgeous as Kim is good attention!

I am Kim lanes cum monkey.

today I jerked off with two fingers and squirted my nasty jizz on my computer chair, then cleaned it all off with my tongue.
my chair was filthy, but I just imagined I was eating it out of kim's tight pussy and lapped it all up.
When I was done I thanked kim for my treat before getting dressed.