To present my balls on a plate

Hi, not sure if this is the right place to post this - but I would love to present my balls on a plate to my wife as a sign of the ultimate cuckold in time for our anniversary in June.
I am willing to undergo DIY castration but chicken out at the last minute. I need someone understanding who can encourage and gently coax me to go the whole hog. Any painless suggestion would be most welcome. Thank you.

sickness has no limit.

Check it out first with a medical doctor! There are a lot of problems with castration such as hormonal difficulties and loss of sex drive....

Just go all the way and present you F'in head on the plate. That way she could move on and wouldn't have to deal with your sick ass anymore.

would there b fries with that?

There are a lot of fantasies that seem erotic but don't end up that way. I have always applied the "don't do anything irreversible" principle.

As I say that, I recall having applied this to the marriage thing!

But seriously, folks. Most of the fantasies we finally proceed with have some level of excitement, but all of them have some degree of downside, like everything else.

I am reluctant to suggest that I had a girfriend whose fantasy was to remove ONE of my tesitcles. The fear involving this was that it COULD be done, without any permanent harm.

So. Is it live, or is it memorex? Is it real or just a flight from reality?
I will make you crazy.

Shin3r and jacana have spoken well. Be absolutely fricken sure you want to do this thing. It can't be reversed. Furthermore, does your wife even want you to do this kind of thing? Check with her first.

My advice, use the brain in your head and not the one in your dick.
She left me for another man and
divorced me. Haven't heard from
her since. Would love to know the fun she's having and what she's telling him about me.

What a dumbass.

Let's see the wifey.... Is she worth it?
HIT1969

Just take a bottle of Jack Daniels and put them on the chopping block. A well aimed hatchet will do the trick and you won't feel a thing.

Lance it off when you're done and that's it.

Naw, cauterize it. A propane torch should do the job nicely.
She left me for another man and
divorced me. Haven't heard from
her since. Would love to know the fun she's having and what she's telling him about me.

That's hot! I think it would be the height of sexiness to sacrifice your own balls for your wife. Mmmmm... beautiful!

Get one of those pliers like in Grindhouse - Planet Terror.

LOL

I just can't imagine why any of us would even bother talking to this guy.

What a totally stupid thing to post. ..and what woman would do this as a wife.

God all mighty..I've finally seen the most stupid posts ever!!!!

But...to each his own.

You gotta remember that a lot of posts in these forums are flat out BS.

Take it for what it is. ;)
She left me for another man and
divorced me. Haven't heard from
her since. Would love to know the fun she's having and what she's telling him about me.

To the 5% of you who have offered sensible & constructive feedback, thank you. To the other 95%- Fuck you dumb assholes. How can you lot even claim to be in the ultimate cuckold category. So how would you define "ultimate" cuckold ?

Ok - another thing. I like to be physically, verbally & emotionally used and humiliated by my wife. She is totally ok with this scene and we like to push the boundaries from time to time. She is always the dominant partner and has sex with strangers in front of me while I am tied up and beaten (only by her, not her bulls) and sworn at. So, would someone with some degree of intelligence pls enlighten us as to whether this falls into the category of me being a cuckold ?

Finally, I am aware that castration is irreversible.

I love this cuckolds brownie. Really fun for me to read. The only thing that I don't like is when one permister criticizes the other.

Some of this is pure fantasy. Its just fun bullcuckolds brownie! FUN!

Some of it is the wildest, most exciting dance of power. I think its all about the power. There are two things about power that are incredibly exciting.

1) Wielding total power.
2) Yielding total power.

When I wield total power, I am able to control the feelings of the submissive. For me, it is similar to the power of making love and bringing my partner to a rocking orgasm. It is a feeling like climbing a mountain, conquering a nation, winning a football game.

But when we dominate, we play the emotions and sensations of another human being like a musical instrument. Their breathing, their cries, their posture. We make them move and feel.

When we yield. It is like the ultimate cinema. We know there is a plot. We know it is just pretend. We know there are some limits. But the artist will push our limits and make us feel feelings. Feelings which we fear, but excite us beyond imagination.

It is the emotions which are the ultimate have for us. The fear of presentation. The fear of offense. We are obsessed (some of us) with walking into fearful and painful situations. When we feel that fear, that pain, then we KNOW that we are alive.

We are experiencing life. We are challenging life. We cherish our fears, our feelings.

After all. Everything we do is about how it makes us feel.


As for the castration fantasy. I know this is redundant. But if you agree to have ONE testicle removed. It can be done. It is symbolic, but causes no permanent damage.

For always, you will be reminded of your presentation by the absence of one testicle. I entertained this fantasy. If I had stayed with the woman, I would not be surprised if we had gone through with it.

She understood the power thing. (I hesitate to telll you this, because my present girlfriend might run across this posting.) but her plans were to cook it and sit down to dinner to share it as our entree.

If I recall correctly, we first found the fantasy in a paperback book wherein the dominant woman placed the removed testicle in a glass jar with formaldehyde and displayed it on the mantel above the fireplace. She pointed it out to the guests while her sub was present. This was really humiliating.

Anyway, the things we do for excitement! We are only limited by our imagination.
I will make you crazy.