Well, I have to give my gf a lot of credit for trying.  

I just got a text from my gf.  I'm on a business trip, and when I travel, we like her to fuck other men.
She went on a "date" with a new guy tonight.  He's been trying to get into her pants for a few months now, and she thinks he's really cute.
Anyway, she's been blowing the guy for 30 minutes, but he can't get hard enough to penetrate her.  She thinks that he drank too much when they were out.
She wanted to let me know that she's trying to get laid, but is having difficulty.  She's going back to try again, but if he can't get it up, she's going to kick him out and go to relax.
I hope that you'll join me in wishing her good luck.
pb