Just a joke I thought up.

Just a little joke I thought up. I am sure someone somewhere has thought this one up before but for what it is worth, here it is.

A husband was looking at his wife lamenting her lost figure. She wasn't bad looking but she had gotten a bit heavier than he liked over the years. One day he comes up with an idea. He goes to the store and buys a pair of size 3 panties.

When he gets home he hands them to his wife and says, "Honey, when you can fit into these, I'll fuck you again."

His wife takes the pair of panties and looks at them for a time. She then gets up, walks to the closet, takes out a tennis ball can, pops the lid off, empties out the balls and says, "Sure thing dear, and when your cock CAN'T fit into this empty tennis ball can, I'll fuck you again."