Cuck definitions

When your wife says "Come make love to me"
true meaning: "Come lick me clean"

When your wife says "I will make love to you"
true meaning: "I will use my strap-on dildo on you tonight."

When your wife says "I am so horny!"
true meaning: "Go find me a hung lover for the evening."

When your wife says "You may masturbate when you have finished licking me"
true meaning: "Happy Anniversary! or perhaps Happy Birthday"

When your wife says "He is way too big!"
true meaning: "He looks perfect! Go suck on him and get him hard for me"

When your wife says: "Don't wait up for me"
true meaning: "Sleep in the guest room, I will be using our bed later"

When your wife says: "Please wake us up at a certain time in the morning"
true meaning: "Please wake up my lover with a blow job, then offer me to him again. Thank him for pleasuring your wife before he leaves."

When your wife says: "I am in the mood for a threesome."
true meaning: "Better call two guys over."

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a few more definitions...

The cuckold's penis -- like a cock, only smaller and nearly usless.

The Bull's Cock -- a massive penis that is much bigger than the cuckold's.

intercourse -- When your wife uses her strap-on dildo on you.

Bull -- The man your wife has sex with

cuckold -- a man with an undersized penis (usually) which is not normally allowed inside his wife.

wife -- the object of your desire as well as your soulmate.

The cuckold's tongue/mouth -- his only available sexual organ.

The bull's cum -- protein for the cuckold, usually deposited inside the wife's pussy, for her pleasure and the cuckold to clean up.

The cuckold's cum -- a mess to be licked up off of the floor and apologized for.

Sex from the wife's point of view -- Hours of wild, passionate, deep thrusting love given to her by her bull.

Sex from the bull's point of view -- Hours of wild fun with a beautiful girl who is married to some looser with a tiny penis.

Sex from the cuckold's point of view -- mostly a spectator sport (if he's lucky), finishing up with his only allowed participation...his clean up duties.

blow-job (wife's point of view) -- oral sex administered to her bull with wild enthusiam.

blow-job (Bull's point of view) -- oral sex administered by his lover or her husband.

blow-job (cuckold's point of view) -- oral sex administered by his wife to her bull, or by himself to her bull, if they so desire it.