Miami here we come

hi cuckold community, we are heading to South Beach Miami at the end of March, anyone got any tips or reviews of things to do and places to see?

we would appreciate any friendly advice, x Shysexywife
shysexywife & her cuckold small dicked husband

Try Miami Velvet!

thanks guys, will deffo try the nude beach if only to expose my tiny pecker while my wife looks at all the well hung beach boys
shysexywife & her cuckold small dicked husband

You should definitely hang around Haulover, as it's the only nude beach around. But I'm afraid you'll se few well hung beach boys and lots of old, fat-bellied naturists.

If you want a real treat, you can get it virtually anywhere in South Beach. Just have her dress very sexy (I mean... slutty) and let her go anywhere there's a crowd (or just walk around...). Follow her from a little distance: you'll be amazed at the results. Also, you'll look like a pathetic hopeless stalker.... When they approach her (which they will... many times) let her tell anybody that you are her useless husband.

Guraranteed to have a great time!

Or, if you'd like I can take her to the right places, and make sure everybody makes fun of you......

You should definitely hang around Haulover, as it's the only nude beach around. But I'm afraid you'll se few well hung beach boys and lots of old, fat-bellied naturists.

If you want a real treat, you can get it virtually anywhere in South Beach. Just have her dress very sexy (I mean... slutty) and let her go anywhere there's a crowd (or just walk around...). Follow her from a little distance: you'll be amazed at the results. Also, you'll look like a pathetic hopeless stalker.... When they approach her (which they will... many times) let her tell anybody that you are her useless husband.

Guraranteed to have a great time!

Or, if you'd like I can take her to the right places, and make sure everybody makes fun of you......

Now, as for the "other" things to do or see, you'll find out that if you come from the UK, Miami Beach looks more laike a small village than a City. But definitely visit Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive. Skip the Bass Museum of Art (nothing interesting there for Europeans), but find some time for the Smithmisterian Museum and the Erotic Art Museum.

Rent a jet ski on a bay side location and take a ride around Biscayne Bay (the ocean side is fine too, but the bay is more interesting, from the water).

Shop at Bayside (if you like fun places), Bal Harbour (if you're loaded) or Aventura (if you like the standard gigantic sized American shopping mall).

If being watched naked is not a strict necessity and you can dig a regular, not so crowded tropical beach with palm trees, head to Key Biscayne's Crandon Park.

If you want to see a surreal place (and you have a car), try to sneak into the old Hialeah Park. It's a closed down grandiose old-style hyppodrome in a not so great area of town (so you'll get to see the ugly Miami too...), with hundreds of free roaming flamingoes. BTW, it's a great place to bring a bull and have a thrill.....