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"You know you're a redneck when......
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your grandlady has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You consider your license plate permisteralized because your man made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
