I've never figured out a tactful way of asking the wife if my porn vids have showed up in the mail yet.  I get what I can, free, from the internet.  I spend 2 cents and she knows about it.  I'll bet I'm not alone with my restrictions.  If it weren't for people like Mclaren, Jamesriske, Militaryman, Michelle, and a few other kind souls, I'd have a pretty boring porn collection.  For the penniless, you 'free' posters, on this forum, are a huge stroke of luck.  Which usually leads to a bunch more (smaller) rapid strokes.

  Thank you very much!