My wife won a raffle (run by a church - no lie). In the bottom of the gift basket was a baggie full of condoms! Well, being sterile and not been permitted intercourse in nearly 12 years, condoms are not something I have a lot of experience with. So I thought I'd try one for fun
Once again, I am reminded of what a teeny penis I have.
So today somehow the combination of my trousers and boxers and a penis too short to do anything but to poke out about an inch resulted in the glans being chapped red-raw by day's end. My wife found this hilarious. It may mean I'm about to graduate to panties to keep me from being completely rubbed away...
George Nobush
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