A few I've collected

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Your girlfriend: You'd better get used to eating sperm cuckold because the next time it will be directly from my lover's big cock.

You: Sweetheart, I would really like to get my sperm directly from the source this time from your lover's big cock.

Your girlfriend: I think that's really sweet of you dear. Now get on your knees and worship my lover's big cock. Tell him how much you want to *****, swallow, consume and eat all off his creamy hot sperm.

Your reaction: You small useless hairless penis gets an erection.

Her reaction: She laughs.

Your wife: They're done dear. But your job is just beginning. Lap up all of their yummy sperm cuckold.

You: Oh, I will, you know I will.

You arranged an interracial gang bang for your wife. All the guys had big black cocks while you have a small hairless white penis. You did not do this for her, but for you, because you wanted all of them to laugh when they see your small hairless white penis get an erection as you're eating up all of the yummy creamy white sperm.

You're so gay!

Done for now. But I'm not sure anyone will comment or like.