Saving cum?

I make like this using a caviar box

This thread and the entire concept and activities described herein is very fucked up.

First, it has no correlation whatsoever to hetero or bi creampie or cleanups. Jerking off into a cup and freezing it for later does not make a creampie. A creampie consists of the mixture of a lady and a man's sexual juices, well mingled by a feel good fuck. The deeper the load is deposited and the longer it takes to emerge from the vagina, the better the pie. Eating come outside, or just inside the vestibule is just that, sucking come off of a vulva.

Second, I have yet to meet the woman who wouldn't run like hell at the mere mention of such ideas. Especially ideas involving her participation therein. "I have 20-30 loads of come on ice at home! Let me microwave it, suck it into a turkey baster, inject it into your vagina and eat the pie"! What a pickup line! Try that with ANY woman and you are guaranteed one slap in the face by the lady and a conversation with the authorities, which could result in added dialog with the doctors at Bellevue to boot!

Quit being cheap bastards and hire a prostitute (obviously you have no woman) so she can show you how it is really done! Take the ride! Stop pestering your reticent (justifiably so) wife/girlfriend to partake in your come sucking urges. There are a great deal of clean, non-skank ladies willing to show you the ropes for a price. Start off by giving your local bartender a portrait of Ben Franklin to hook you up with the type individual you want. Give the lady a portrait of Mr. Franklin also and tell her exactly what you want so she can accept the job herself, or steer you to the proper lady you seek. You get what you pay for, cheapskate! That's how smart folk deal with kink issues, Einstein!

Some asshole, sitting in a trailer beating off to a beaker in an icebox is some pretty sick cuckolds brownie.

Think about it.
..............PSEUDO PERSON...YMMV!

i am so glad that there are free thinking people on this forum, i enjoy all the subject matter aired in this audacious arena...what a boring world it would be if we limited ourselves and stuck to/ followed obediently the views of people whom came across/ considered themselves to be more righteous/ dominant than others......me thinks george orwell/ natural farm!

I_A_S_P,

to your thinking that a woman would run from the very idea, all I can say is your completely wrong. You are obviously in a less than open minded relationship or are just too big a pussy to tell your woman what you really want. My girlfriend and I enjoyed the experience again just the other night, she loves the idea of being filled with all that cum, and the thought of how dirty it is, but without the risk of an unknown partner and the potential for disease. The last time I heard, AIDS/HIV still *******ed and there was still no cure!

Secondly, to your thinking that saving ones own cum and the injecting into the womans pussy, fucking her, and creating another fresh load in her does not constitute a cream pie. What in your apparent infinite wisdom does then?

You are obviously a very SIMPLE bastard and if I were a betting man I would guess that it is you that is without a real woman to call your own as you seem to be pretty up on the ins and outs of prostitutes.

Paying some potentially disease ridden whore to get your rocks off, and without a condom no less, now that's what I call some "pretty sick cuckolds brownie" to borrow your phrase. And also quite pathetic I might add!

mspot101

I'm not sure this was mentioned...I just saw your question and thought I'd answer. I think the idea would be to put it in the freezer iimediately and don't take it out until your ready. To do that, use condoms and tie a knot with as little air as possible and then put it in the freezer...use a new one each time. When your ready, I'm guessing but, how about just warming all of them in a bowl with real hot water. Then just open them and put it all in one container...just sissors...too hard to untie the knot. I think if you kept taking the container bout each time, you might thaw it out and you'll keep changing the air (I don't know if that would matter) but, you would want as little as possible so, a condom would let you do that by getting all air out and putting the knot at the bottom.

another fresh load in her well used snatch!

My girlfriend wants this one college dude we've been corresponding with to save his cum up for a couple of days and deliver it. He has agreed but I'd like to know what is the best way I can advise him to save it up without losing the smell and/or taste? Please advise.

KV
kevin

We have a 500 ml tupperware container in the freezer that I milk myself into every morning. It's almost full, but have also been ******** from it along the way and it still tastes good. Will post pics when it's full and have to figure out how to use it best.

creamandcoffee
Wow...d.r.i.n.k.i.n.g. is such a bad naughty word. I sincerely apologize if I have offended anyone, on this site filled with pics of giant c.o.c.k.s and c.u.m.

Paave787
Would love to ***** all that!

Well we freeze mine , just informed that wifes instructed her ' friend to make deposits for me to swallow ' . Hes got a lot already frozen since she told him months ago , to do this for her , bring home for her Husband !! Friggin Hot. wow cant wait till i get first taste yummm

Well , as usual things did not go as ' planned ' , imagine that ! I was under imression that wife would go by and pick up the container that' um friend ' was depositing his load ! Seems there was discussion between these 2 , which wife decided it wold be good idea for me to go by his office and pick up container from freezer to bring home . That was fine , as i am used to being Humiliated by wife and her men . So i was told to go there , talk with him for a lil bit , get to know ( see what wifes had depositing his load for her . He is a younger man , and yeshe is good looking , i see what has peaked her interest ! So i was told that he would jack off in my palm for me to swallow rightbthere in front of him . Knowing they will talk to each other. , i know that i must swallow it from my palm while he. Watches . Fine , i accept this and looking forward to getting taste . I head to his office , wife calls we have conversation , which i tell her in will do as instructed , at that point she stops says well , if thereis any ?'s you call or text . If he wants something else , just do what is asked . I arrive at office , we greet hug , sit. Down talk about life , kink etc . I am enjoying the talk getting to know this. YOUNGER man , his likes. Fantasies . When he says oh btw ! Look in freezer there is present for you (with a grin ) . I open freezer FUCK , SOB BEEN jackin for a few months looks like FUck !!! So we talk a few min when he says well , you wife wants me to give you something , so let me get started . He stands up gets buck naked , his cock springs ro life as he starts to stroke it , takes his finger & Flicks his cock as hard as he can ! ROCK HARD COCK THUMP ! I AM staring at that cock as he strokes it rock hard pre-cum dripping down the head !! . He is looking at porn on his Computer stroking cock talking to me , i cant believe , twenty minutes go by and he smiling stroking , that beauty . He is going strong and is looking at all kinds of picture , making comments about what he likes about each one . I step closer seeing a long drizzle of pre-cum down his cock , when he says ,you like this ?? I lick lips moan low as to wanting it between my lips . He then says hope you dont mind ! Odd i think , look at screen there is My wife fucking naked pics on his computer , i get a lil aroused that he is picking up the stroking action and comments . A good 10 more minutes go by when he says i hate to shoot in your palm , so come here closer . I do what he asks , get close where i am just drooling , wanting his cum . His breathing picks up , his body gyrations as well , when he looks at me says suck this now !! Which i do in a flash , while he is talking ' suck my cock , taste my cum as your wife will Not taste it but she will open her legs for me to breed her while you watch . At that moment i feel him erupt in my mouth , i swallow all , Omg semen was so good so much !! Dam i call wife tell her i sucked him off swallowed each drop ! Which i hear her laff saying good bi- boy , cock sucking bitch ! So hebhad you suck him ?? Good now he can fuck my pussy like you want!! BAREBACK. HA ha ha you got your wish . ANY COMMENTS ? OR WANT TO CHAT ?

disciplinedpet
you are such a fortunate lil cuck-sucker.
had a similar experience, only when i was to depart i was told to advise his secy that he wished to not be disturbed for the next hour. as i leaned over to tell her it was evident that she could smell his cum on my breath and she looked at me, giggled and said she "See you soon. I'm sure. <giggle>" She then glanced at the lil tent in my pants and the growing wet spot.

suntzuson, you bad bitch, how come you developed a 'tent' in your pants? Weren't you wearing your cage, if so, why the fuck not?

yes Sir Master. it was a rarity. however it was at the specific direction of Mistress Connie. she wanted me to increase my *********** as my arousal at the sight of and entertainment of a real man would be very evident. the wet spot made it even more apparent. and as i departed the last words his secy said were "Cum again! <giggle><giggle><laugh>"
the next time i was there, as she showed me into his office she said "Do you two want me to hold your calls? Can I get you something more to ***** and tissues? <giggle>"

suntzuson

If you really want to make an impression and you have the equipment, which I very doubt you have, then going commando under loose fitting lightweight pants can be revealing, you could possibly develop a two man tent! Well, you couldn't but some of us could!

kennyboy82
yes Sir. you are right Sir. it was so humiliating to have a wet spot developing on my khaiki slacks with her eyes glancing at the small bump and then offering me a breath mint.

suntzuson

She's a secretary you hardly know, yet she's already got the measure of you as a cock sucking cuck, with a leaky, small dicklet, and cum breath. Mistress Connie should know better than to let you out without wearing your cage.

kennyboy82
she told me that if i were to cum she would punish my clitty with her whip and pepper sauce injections into the pee pee hole until i screamed for her to cut it off. she knew that as i had not been milked for 2+ months that i would undoubtedly leak and dribble sticky precum for all to see.

stabbin
Hey id love to take you up on that offer of your cum stabbin. Hit me back. [email protected]

Hey stabbin id love to take you up on your cum offer.

Nice thread