I'm an Aussie...= 'cupboard' or 'wardrobe' to us =
closet, to you Americans. Of course I didn't picture you squeezed into a cupboard for kitchenware, cups, dishes, and glasses.....although that would be impressive, if you could have managed that.

Pretty harch of the guy to make you watch from the closet anyway. As you were happy to let him bang your girlfriend, the least he could have done is let you pull up a chair and watch the action from a reamisterable distance. Hell...he could have even let you take more pics than that, during the fun. If I were you, I'd be insisting on a little more of a fair trade next time. Fair's fair.