sorry guy, this was months ago. and actually i was denied even this

we went to a seedy strip club instead and she jsut picked out a stripper (big girl) to sit with us and spent an hour or so talking to her about how I was pathetic, and laughing at me, while I bought them both takes and tipped her whenever my wife thought she had contributed anything particularly cruel to me. So the stripper (as they always do) quickly learned what made her money and she got pretty mean. I was quite a night, but my tiny penis got nowwhere near a pussy, of any size.