That caption hits different on December 31, 2025, doesn't it?
Here you are, staring down the barrel of all of 2026 ahead—another full 365 days locked, denied, aching, and dripping with frustration—while your keyholder dangles the distant promise of 2027 like a carrot you'll never quite reach.
One more year without release.
One more year of edging, leaking, and begging.
One more year of feeling that cage tighten every time you get even a little excited.
But she's right, isn't it?
A single year without an orgasm really isn't all that difficult...
...when you've already done the last five (or more).
Happy New Year, denied boy.
2026 is going to feel very long. 😈