Peter C: 
I have decided to risk being ridiculed by posting an old photo of me naked
I'm surprised no women have commented on my puny physique. I'm alittle relieved, alittle disappointed. In the near future I hope to arrange a morning with a female friend when I will be required to do her housework naked. Maybe I will be able to post a photo or two of how I look now. She calls me a "weedy wimp" and has warned me that if my work isn't up to scratch she intends to spank me. Louise has also threatened that if any visitors call, she will ask them in to watch, and hinted that she may even invite some friends round for coffee that day. 
When I revealed that I was worried that I might accidentally become so aroused that I could actually cum involuntaily in front of her, Louise told me that I would be made to clear up my own mess as a "little snack".
Peter C