On-topic old 45 RPM record

I found a 45 RPM record -- "Wedding Cake" by Roscoe Shelton, from 1965 -- in a box of stuff I bought at a garage sale. I've uploaded it to YouTube, and it fits here in the Weddings section.

Here's the URL to the video: The hyperlink is visible to registered members only!

And here are the lyrics so you can follow along:

“Wedding Cake” by Roscoe Shelton
(Written by Dickens/Kirby)

So you gonna marry the other guy.
Well, that’s all right. I ain’t gonna cry.
My heart is aching, but it ain’t gonna break,
’Cause I have already had a piece of that wedding cake.

So you’re gonna be sorry when the new is gone,
And when you are with him, you’re gonna feel all alone.
Whoa! But then you think about me, but your heart will ache
’Cause I’ll be off and running with a piece of that wedding cake.

When you cut the cake, give him a bite.
You look around the cake, there’ll be a missing slice.

And you know that I’ve been there, and he’ll know it too.
You gonna look at him, and he’ll look at you.
Then he’ll say “Honey, for goodness’ sake!
Somebody done gone and stole a piece of my wedding cake.”

Before we got so explicit we were great at metaphor!!!

...that's deep...love it....
A cuck to my GF - A bull to all other women

Check out the Beatles misterg "Matchbox"

It's actually written by Carl Perkins and covered by the Beatles.

Curious verse in it...

" Well let me be your little dog, 'till your big dog comes
Let me be your little dog, 'till your big dog comes
When the big dog gets here, tell him what this little puppy done"

WTF? Its weird but i like it - kind of reverse cuckoldry!