heres your chance ...
met misstressvanessa on here a couple of times
met her in the trafford centre for a take and to see if we clicked.
she dissapeared to the toilets and confessed on return that she brought herself off on a pocket sized sex toy...

from that i knew i had at last a girl that could not only fuck spunk repeat love bite send home tasting ,and smelling of sex with a bit of wobble in her step.
she had instructions to take pics to show her hubby , which is brill
I went one better and rang him and gave a live commentary

she was over the moon
all the false starts and non performers or bascally the arsey where wiped away
or so i thought he got twitchy and pulled the plug so am back soul searching...