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If this is actually your wife you will find find plenty of guys on here more than happy to help out with your request.
It kinda looks like you have faked stuff before so why anyone would expect this ad to be any more genuine I don't really know

if faking ads on sites like this is how you fill your time I'd suggest finding a useful hobby as most people find it annoying and the posters of such material lower than pond scum (apologies to pond scum btw..) However..
If the ad IS genuine you will find I am also. and despite living in Glasgow, travel to the SW is no problem. I am happy to email or phone and I DO turn up when arranged (not a common practice by the looks of things).
You (and of course any genuine couples looking for fun

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scottishdoggeratyahoodotcom
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I am in your bed, knocking up your wife :-)