I just got a letter on my doorstep about my wife showing her goods to the whole neighborhood for a solid month. We just moved into a new place, and there are no curtains on the bathroom she uses. Apparently she gets ready for an hour in the bathroom buck naked at the same time every day, and she has gotten a reputation with the entire neighborhood. They all gawk at her every day, talk about her, and have given her a nickname.
I attached the letter I received that explains what's been going on. It describes in detail how every boy and man on the block has been very purposeful on being quite intimate with my wife's naked body for extended periods of time every day since we moved in. It seems sometimes they gather in groups to watch her, and sometimes they drive around the block alone, but they all talk about her. She's been watched nude and dressing every day since we've been here by every male that lives nearby. I can only imagine what kinds of recordings have been made by this point, and what they've been used for.