Musings at the Urinal - hung or stubby?

It just struck me funny the other day as I pissed at the urinal next to another man.

All my life I naively wondered "why do other guys always push their cocks down to piss directly into the little water reservoir? Isn't it easier just to let it be and it will shoot straight to the back "wall" of the urinal?"

LOL. DUH, WHY?? BECAUSE HE'S HUNG AND I'M NOT! And he actually HANGS instead of sticking straight out like a little thumb. HE would actually have to LIFT his cock upward to hit the back wall! He's just *relaxing* and it naturally goes directly down into the water. I would have to push mine DOWNWARD (and probably hunch forward) to get it to go directly into the water.

Another crazy "Ah Ha" moment in my relatively recent discovery that I'm a cuckold. Anyone else ever think about crazy cuckolds brownie like that?
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Yep, I've considered that many times and have cum 2 the same conclusion. It's also humbling for me knowing that I'm one that has to push my little guy down.

Haha draclif69... glad to know I'm not the only one.

And how about when sitting down at a toilet? In that case I actually DO have to push my little stub downward or I'd shoot right over the toilet seat and piss all over the bathroom floor!


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And I often have to lift mine up at a toilet or I get it washed!:mad::mad:

You mean every guy doesn't piss straight out to the back of the urinal like I do!!? I Also am ashamed to go to the beach in summer because I show almost NO package at all through my bathing suit. Then I catch myself (and my wife) checking out the obvious and sometimes obscene bulges of cock and balls other men proudly display.

Also, I have to reach way in my pants to retrieve my little wewe whereas most men do not.
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Lol I have to stand back a bit otherwise like Red I get a free cock wash

I applaud you bulls and your magnificent hanging cocks that need to be fished out of the depths toilet waters world-round.

Yet another thing I'll never experience... like the depths of my wife's pussy... or any woman's for that matter.


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Another thing I've noticed in public restrooms. I always go to the urinals that are mounted higher on the wall. The ones lower down (maybe designed with kids in mind) tend to splash back, as my short cock is so much farther away from the base of the fixture.

When I was in school growing up it was always stressful whenever we had gym class because that meant showers in front of all the boys! At the time I hadn't yet embraced the joy of being humiliated. As you might have guessed, my little dicky stopped getting bigger around 10 years old so by the time boys were showering together just about ALL the other guys had noticeably bigger cock and balls than me. It was embarrassing and made me dread gym class!

I Always tried to cower in the corner, much preferring to show off my ass crack than my little twig and raisens. Some of the boys were obviously very proud of their equipment, choosing to stand facing the center of the shower room, glorious meat swinging in the wind. Anyway, I was always fascinated by the thickness of them and low hanging ball bag some of them were blessed with.

It was only later I became aware that females would make their own comparimisters and inevitably spread wide for them and then be "just friends" with me.

One by one I watched the full size boys get the pussy I wanted but could never get!

Life is good!
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Speaking of urinals...

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LOL Allen! I think I might get performance anxiety at some of those! haha

TinyCockWimp - yes, I had the same feelings in high school. I always opted not to shower - it wasn't required, thank goodness! I remember a group of bully boys came into the bathroom one day while I was at the urinal and decided to "turn me round" mid-piss and laughed at my tiny cock. Fourth Grade. It started early.
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