Tonight as I attempted to enter her well filled hole (she'd been out for her annual pre new years eve girls night) my wife informed me to not bother, and in fact if I wanted to stay with her, I had to agree then and there to NEVER attempt or expect to EVER fuck her again, in fact between clean up duties and the strap on she bought for me for Xmas is my only contact with sex ever again, I seeped cum out of my tiny limp penis when she laughed and said "I bet u didn't think that time in Oct when u got it in me last, that was your last ever time with your tiny penis near a woman, and that all your friends will be continuing to fuck your wife even tho her hubby isn't"