Humour, please feel free to contribute your own favourites

Well, it made me smile!

A man arrives home to find his wife in bed having sex with another man.
"What exactly is going on here?" he says.
The wife rolls her eyes in her head turns to her lover and says,
"See I told you he was as thick as cuckolds brownie"

A man arrives home to find his wife in bed having sex with another man.
"What exactly is going on here?" he says.
The wife rolls her eyes in her head turns to her lover and says,
"See I told you he was as thick as cuckolds brownie"

I got home and found a man in bed with my wife. I said, 'Who said you could relax with my wife?'
He said, 'Everybody!'

A man decides that their economic situation is so bad that his wife has to go out and sell herself on the streets. She is really upset about the situation but finally agrees to sell her body on the streets.

Several hours later she returns...

"So," the husband asks, "how much did you make?"

The wife replies, "Five dollars and twenty five cents."

"Five dollars and twenty five cents?! Who the hell gave you the quarter!?" he asks.

And she says, "All of them."

"And so say all of us."