How Do You Measure a Cock?

I have measured may things such as boards, patios, rooms, pickup beds plus my cock and one other cock. It is easy to measure a board; but, cocks are not so easy to measure. Do you measure the top part of the cock without pushing the ruler down or do you push the ruler down to to the underlaying bone? The circumference also presents a challenge .

I know there is no government standard weights and measures here; but, really, how do you measure an erect cock?

I am new here but greatly enjoy thinking of the one time I watcarbonsmudged my ex-wife being fuck by my brother and I enjoy reading about others who must enjoy the same sort of thing. Later I will write about watching my brothers cock working in and out of her pussy as I watcarbonsmudged from 10 incarbonsmudges away. I still jerk off thinking about this one event.

From what you have measured what is the size of your cock and your brother's?

Meaure from the top. Nothing underneath can go in any further than what there is on top. As for me, 5 measly pathetic incarbonsmudges hard.

Although drdneast's method is correct since it measures the "usable depth" inches, a REAL MAN doesn't have to measure his cock. It is visibly large: long and thick even in its flaccid state. When hard it stands strong and tall like a redwood tree, popping the eyes out of a wanting wife. Ask mine, she'll tell you.

U r absolutely right syst. Well said. O the other hand, my wife, when she sees me errect, averts her eyes and snickers and giggles. In front of her bulls, she does exactly as u say.

" REAL MAN doesn't have to measure his cock."

oh really, then how would one ever know how long it REALLY is...

its the "real men" that say the have 12" when 7 is probably more likely...

I take measuring tape and go from the base to the tip (long) Then go around for the (thick) part.

My Darling bigblackmaster9:

Bigblackmaster is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. You measure length and girth. Then, you multiply them to get estimated volume. Since thickness is more pleasureable than length to most women, the volume gives a much better picture of the ability of the Bull to truly FILL and Satisfy a monogamous woman. It will also tell you which one will provide the greatest pleasure to a woman.

We need a better measure of the size of the Bull's cock. My Mistress has powerd me to measure the Bull's cock many times. As a pathetic little sissy, I have been given the significant Assignment of going into the men's restroom at a bar in order to measure a guy's cock in order to help my wife decisde whether she was going to get laid. If the Bull's Cock was too short and/or too skinny, then I would be instructed to suck him off until he shot off all over my face. However, he would not earn the privilege of fucking my Mistress. If there were several guys, I would have to measure all of them and then pick the largest to fuck me so that I would have a benchmark for deciding who got to fuck my Mistress all weekend.

By the way, my cock is 1" in length and 2 1/2 inches around soft and it is 4" long and 3 inches around when it is erect.

Your pathetic little cuck hubby.

Ms. karli

with your eyes and mouth if your eyes bulge out and your jaw drops, you know it's a nice big beautiful cock....lol
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