mcevin
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#21 · Edited by: mcevin
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Oooo, a FLAME WAR!
First off, I'm, IMMUNE, because I live in TEXAS, where it's HOT as H*** anway, and I'm a LAPSED CATHOLIC, which means when I die, I'm going straight down, no stop at Purgatory, it's all the way to the bottom for me, flames and all. "Hello? Are you there, Satan? It's me, Jamie!" So, you think some puny flamewords are going to touch me?
So, like, when I'm on here, the ONLY QUESTION I ever ask is, "Is it hott?" Because if it is, it is, and if it isn't, on my computer there is a "down arrow" key, and I keep on going.
Okay, so there is some stupid post, I mean you know the guy has been watching WAY too much porn and fantasizing about his wife, and you read three words and you know his sexual thought process is limited to the last porn clip he saw, I mean, it's SAD, so then you WASTE your TIME writing what an asshole he is or something, I mean, what does that make YOU? And then you waste MY time reading what you posted while wasting YOUR time to flame him, oh my god, find two IQ points somewhere, rub them together and let's MOVE ON!
I mean, I'm only 24, not even a hotwife, (yet) and I ALREADY know life is way too short to spend it like this, I mean, this is a little version of H***, isn't it? Flaming someone's flame of someone else, on and on. It's like "Who's cheatin' who and who's bein' true, an' who don't even care any more? Who's doin' right by someone tonight, an' who's car is parked next door?"
I can get four nights of hot fantasy out of that, or four daze of useless flaming, it's all at how you LOOK at it. I mean, that's what I told my exbf when he was like, "Jamie, your tits are too small," and I was like, (to myself) "well, your cock isn't all that either," so then I was like, (to him) "It's all in how you LOOK at it, they look bigger if your head is between my legs," but he didn't take the hint. It was all right, I did my famous crotch-dive, I got my mouthful of cum, and I can always arrange for the orgasm later.
Love,
Jamie
PS, yeah, in junior high my friends called me "penis-breath," I mean it was like, "Jamie? She's hott! Won't fuck, but she'll BLOW your MIND!" I mean, I had these BRACES, I didn't think guys would want to put their units in there with all that steelwork, but no one seemed to care, except this one guy, he thought oral sex was "nasty," so I was like, "Well, if I give you a hand-job, that's not real sex, is it?" so he thought about it, and he wasn't all that fast, so by the time he decided it really WAS real sex, I had his cock totally hard and then he decided that it WASN'T real sex, and then he was spray-painting the inside of his mom's car with his cum, what can I say?
PPS I don't have the braces any more, I got them all off when I was 15, (blush) I mean the BRACES, god! You guys! So like, I'm 24 now, been through the "live in boyfriend snorting the rent up his nose" thing. If I ever do get married, I'm definitely going to be a hot wife, but I want a real guy, none of this panty-wearing, CB100, femdom tv/ts/tg stuff (not that there is anything wrong with it). I have a Masters in Dance Performance, I like to perform, that's all, and I'm way flexible, I can do all those porn-clip trix, even though I don't get the point in Real Life. I mean, "69?" My tongue is in the wrong place, and so is his, I mean it must have been something the Devil thought up to ensure sexual frustration. Whatever. Looks good on screen, though, as long as you have fluffers to keep everybody up.
PPPS: I f someone were REALLY DOING all this cuckolds brownie, do you think they'd be on here wasting time bragging about it? If I ever disappear, stop posting, like, "Where's mcevin?" you know I'm for real, that I am out there DOING it, that I'm WAY too fuckin' busy to be on here making up cuckolds brownie. But as long as I'm on here, you know I'm thinking about it, fantasizing about it, maybe getting READY, but you know I'm not really doing it. Nothing wrong with that, but hey, in among the fog of fantasy, sometimes a little reality seeping in isn't such a bad thing.
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