Me and a female friend of mine plays cards together a lot. She is good at it and I wish I was. She had a 10 game winning streak going and I got cocky and guaranteed there wouldn't be an 11th win. Well, we bet and I lost so here I am to pay it off.
She is making me pay off the stupid bet I made by making me post some pictures to show and tell the world about my sex life, or lack thereof I should say. She knows all about how long it has been for me since I had any pussy. She knows I try to get some but I get turned down every time. She also knows I would love to fuck her but she won't let me either. She knows all this and she thought it would be funny if everyone else knew it too. So here I am.
She told me I needed to go out and by me a couple of bottles of different colored fingernail polish and a black magic marker. She said, I would let you use some of mine but the next time I get ready to paint my nails then all I'll be able to think about would be of you rubbing it all over your dick so you need to go get your own. I want you to make sure there is a female at the register when you pay for it too. I want you to tell her that it is for you but it's not for your nails. If she don't ask then you can let it go but if she does ask then I want you to tell her what it is for. I mean you don't have to tell her it's for painting your dick. Just tell her about you being a bet loser to a female and she is making you paint yourself in places and put the pictures on the Internet. She should enjoy that and so should you. Now, you got it? I said yeah, I reckon.
Then she said she wanted me write on my little dick with a magic marker first and then the fingernail polish. She told me to write something about me not ever getting any pussy, then take some pictures and put them on the Internet. She said that since you can't ever get any pussy and since you are now required to tell everybody about it that she wanted all the females to see how tiny it is and then they will know why you don't ever get any. Plus I want them to be able to get a good laugh when they see it like I did the first time I ever saw it.
She said, when you start writing on it you better make it short, no pun intended, and to the point because I have seen your dick and you don't have a lot of room for writing much of anything on it. Then she gave me one of her famous sexy smirky grins. That was from another one of my lost bets to her. She made me strip naked that time right in front of her so I could, as she put it, show me what ya got. I still have never seen her naked either and that's the way she likes it. She enjoys holding that advantage over me of her having seen me, on more than one occasion completely naked without letting me ever see her naked.
Anyway she told me to put up at least 6 to 10 different pictures. She said she wanted some of it when it's soft and hard. She said I want to see if the writing gets any bigger between it being soft and a hard on. That produced another one of her sexy smirky grins.
Anyway, that is my situation and here are the pictures:
Well, this is my tiny little dick at its natural size.
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Here is one of it nearly rock hard.
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Here is one with PF wrote on it for Pussy Free.
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There is one that Says Pussy Free.
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