I thought that I might have to ******* my wife... or myself. Every day it's "This is too fat"
or "That's too big" or something else. Finally, I told her that her only problem was
the kaftans that she wore. They were like tents! That kept her quiet, but I could see
she was still bothered. Finally, I went to a store for larger ladies and picked out
some clothes that fit her and showed off her figure. She demanded to know where
I thought she would wear the outfits. "Down to the sports bar and we're going every Friday
night." We had an argument, but she went, reluctantly. In a few weeks we got to
know some people and she got more relaxed. A few weeks later, she told me she
noticed that she was getting lingering looks and within 2 months some lewd, and I
thought, inappropriate comments were coming at the end of the night. She was
enjoying the attention and our sex life improved. One week I was sick, and she
offered to stay home, but it was only a cold so I told her to go without me. My cell
phone rang and it was a picture message from her. Note to self: I may have gone
too far in building her sexual confidence.