mulberry1313
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I love how the harley man just pushes her legs open. I mean, Damn! That made it past the censor?
Verily, what's best about commercials is that they always use the subtle approach to anything adult.
And, after being jaded with hard core, this is most exciting.
I think there would be a market for fake (but realistic) commercial spots with cuck themes.
It could be easy to make - they are always only 30sec or 1minute, a limited cast, a simple story.
Not even adult. Just think if you could slip that into regular television for your wife to watch!
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mulberry1313
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A follow on to the PC-matic ad:
Opens with Otto dressed in his pajamas, sitting at the computer, getting annoyed. He calls Sally, his wife, on the phone.
Sally (on the phone): "Hello, dear. What is it now?"
Otto: "Ahh, I can't believe how slow our Internet is getting. Online videos really play so slow, and they freeze all the time."
Cut to Sally, on her cell phone, in a hotel hallway. As she talks to Otto, she uses her key to enter one of the hotel rooms.
Sally: "There's an easier and better way to solve this problem. Just go to PCmatic.com, and download the "VideoMaster" package. Once you do that, you run it, and it will automatically find performance sapping misconfiguration, viruses, parasites, and even allow selective content enhancement!"
Cut to the screen shots, showing the various features and things.
Cut to Sally, now in the room. She's taken her jacket off, and sitting in a chair. The camera faces her.
Sally: "Now Otto, be sure that you give the VideoMaster full admin rights. Also enable full remote management. Did you do that, just like I said?"
Otto (on the phone): "Yes, dear."
Sally: "OK, now try to view a video."
Otto (on the phone): "Oh yes, that is working so much better! Thank you so much!"
While on her phone, show a hansome black man walk up behind Sally. The camera angle is such that you see him from the chest down. He puts his large hands on Sally's shoulders, and starts to massage them.
Sally: "No problem, honey. It's really PCmatic that does all the work! And the VideoMaster can be fully controlled from any Internet connected device."
Show Sally tapping in a few commands on her smart-phone, with a devilish look on her face.
Otto (on the phone): "Wait, what just happened? The video seems to have blackouts on it now."
Cut to Otto, sitting at the computer. It's kind of apparent that he was expecting to jerk off to some porn on his computer. The camera is at an angle behind him, so it can see the screen. It is clear that he was watching porn, but the choice pieces of the video are covered by black censor boxes.
Otto (agitatedly): "It seems that the video is being censored by someone."
Sally (on the phone): "Don't worry, Otto. I just activated the VideoMaster ContentControl Video Enhancer. With this function, users can be shielded from undesirable visual material. And the user can be locked out from removing this protection"
Cut back to Sally. Her male friend has advanced to unbuttoning her blouse, and caressing her neck, sliding his hand down her front.
Sally: "Ok, Otto. I have to go. I hope you have fun watching your movies tonight."
She smiles up brightly at her boyfriend.
Sally: "I know I'm going to have fun! Bye bye!"
Cut to a view of the outside of the hotel room door. There is a Do Not Disturb sign on the knob, but it carries the PCmatic logo and such. While the voiceover gives the closing tagline, you can clearly hear Sally moaning and the bed springs creaking.
End.
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