creating "cream pie" that tastes like the real thing

My wife is ok fantasizing about making me eat cream pie, but is concerned about STDs from other men. As a compromise, she is willing to go out on dates, have dinner, go to a movie, go dancing, etc, everything but the real sex, but then after coming home, she would like to fill up her pussy with something that tastes, looks, feels like semen, something that has that same salty, musky, chlorinated smell, white-gray color, and gooey, viscous texture.

Any suggestions on recipes?
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get a chicken and corn soup that sure looks like it just take the bits out of it warm it up a get wife to feed you it, salt to tast
let me know what you think of my small cock that my wife has to see and tell her what you think is it a cock or a clit i got or should she make me a sissy cuck in pink nickers you tell us please thanks

has anyone tried it yet
let me know what you think of my small cock that my wife has to see and tell her what you think is it a cock or a clit i got or should she make me a sissy cuck in pink nickers you tell us please thanks

There is a lube called liquid Silk, that looks like cum, doesn't taste like it at all.. btw, thats the best hand job lube you will ever find, I recommend buying the two pack pump from Amazon. You'll never use another lube for anything after trying this.. Might be fun for her to put a bunch of that up in her, would have a great visual appeal and would feel oh so nice to slip into her.