An evening with a sitter

This is Paul, Megan's husband. She doesn't want me to have an account of my own, but she is letting me post this from her account.

This past Friday night did not go as I expected it to. When I got home from work, Mega had already taken the kids to their grandparents and was getting ready for her date. That is typical. What wasn't typical was that she said she had a big landscaping project planned for Saturday and I needed a good nights rest. She didn't want me looking at porn on the internet all night. (How did she know that what I do when she is on a date. I thought I hid my tracks pretty well.) Anyway, she had arranged for her friend, Carol, to husband sit for the night.

She dropped me off at Carol's house on the way to meet her date. I took a relaxing bag so I wouldn't dirty any of Carol's beds. They talked at the door about the rules for the evening. Carol mentioned that she had a few chores she needed help with. Megan said that was fine as long as I was in bed by 9. In fact, Megan said that if I wasn't in bed by 10, Carol should go ahead and spank me.

After Megan was on her way, Carol gave me the chore list. Megan often brags to her friends about how good I am at housework (when they ask why she married me). But Carol seemed to have excessive expectations. I don't think there is any way anyone could have completed those chores by 9. Even worse, as she sat on the couch watching tv and takeing her wine, she kept thinking of new chores and adding them to my list. I didn't get them finished until after 11, so I guess you know what happened to my backside then.

When Megan came to get me in the morning, I cooked them both breakfast. They sat at the table and gabbed as if I wasn't there.
"Carol, your house looks fabulous. I don't think I've ever seen it this clean."
"Thanks. It is no big deal really. How was your date last night."
"Kinda disappointing. He was a real gentleman and a good dancer, but it was such a letdown when I got his pants off. What is it about me that I seem to attract men with little cocks."
"Its not just you. It happens to all of us sometimes. Once, I gave a blowjob to a man with a smaller dick than your husband."
"Seriously! Did you still go through with it?"
"Yeah. I figured I might as well. Its not like I had any interest in fucking him. You know, he turned out to be pretty good with his tongue. Did you at least get a good pussy licking?"
"He was ok at that. But I can get that from Paul whenever I want it. I was in the mood for some meat if you know what I mean."
"Thats too bad. Hey, are any of the guys that are helping with your landscaping project today well equiped?"
"Steve's got an awesome cock. But his wife will be there and he only likes to play when she is out of town. Oh well, did things go ok around here last night?"
"Well, Paul didn't get his chores done until about 11:30. I used my hairbrush on his bare butt. Is that what you usually use?"
"I use whatever is handy. I'm so sorry that he was such a problem for you."
"Thats ok. I'm sure you would do the same thing for me. Good luck on your project. I hope you can find some way to get some meat this weekend."

On the way home, Megan scolded me for making her friend have to spank me. I made the mistake of mentioning that Carol doesn't spank as hard as she does. (How stupid was that? Why can't I keep my mouth shut sometimes?) Naturally, Megan took time to make up for the difference when we got home.