Thanks Timmy - but if it came from me it doesn't qualify as psychology - psycho-babble, perhaps.
Thanks peak. I think his heart was in it, but not IN IT, if you know what I mean.
jj, I appreciate the comment. Like we talked about, Kristi is something special, but maybe with just a little bit of a dark side.
GH, thanks. Hope you and Lisa are doing well. I'll bet it's starting to get warm there already, but it should be great golf weather!
watcher and Mrs. watcher, thanks. I really appreciate the very kind words, but am not entirely sure what I did to deserve them - or if I can live up to them! Shoot, all I do is put a few words down on paper...well, not on paper, exactly, but you catch my drift. I do appreciate your support, and it has been my privilege (on so many levels!)

to have the opportunity to get to know you better.
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I could feel Tiff breathing heavily as she lay on top of me, her body warm and flushed with a light sheen of sex sweat, her inhalations nearly matching my own. Her cheek was against my collarbone, the top of her head tucked under my chin. One of her hands crept up to the top of my shoulder and she gripped me there, using the leverage to move up just slightly. With her movements I felt myself slip just a little bit from her tight sex, but I was still too hard to slide completely out of her.
As she finally began to catch her breath she groaned. “Unnhh, holy crap! Now that was more in line with what I was expecting. Let me catch my breath and then we can see about finishing you up too.”
Surprised by that, under the assumption that she was aware that I had come when she did, I glanced down, but could see only the top of her head. “Umm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you already finished me up, as you put it.”
She pushed up off my chest and stared at me in horror. “What? You came inside of me? Without even checking with me? Oh my god, this is my most fertile time!”
I heard Kristi say “Uh-oh!”, but didn’t look away from Tiff’s flashing eyes. She seemed upset. I was stunned. “What do you mean? I didn’t…I mean, I just sort of assumed…I thought…that you…”
Tiff broke down. For a moment I thought she was crying, but no; she was laughing, and I was pretty sure it was at my expense. She confirmed my suspicions. “Relax, I’m just jerking you around! You should have seen your face, that was classic! Not to fear, my well-hung friend, I’ve got the bases covered. I’ve got one of those fancy devices inside of me, I think the brand name is something like ‘PregMeNot’ or something like that.” I had to laugh – mostly in relief - at her description of what was apparently an IUD, and Tiff was still laughing at me.
Kristi seemed to find the whole thing hysterically funny as well, and I suppose I probably will too, some day. At that moment I found myself waiting – for the second time in just a few minutes – for my heart rate to drop back to a survivable pace.
Tiff leaned down and kissed me, then rose up and looked down at me, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “You’re a sweet guy, and sexy, and you do have an incredible cock, but you really are as gullible as Kristi said you were.”
I frowned, unsure how – or if – to respond. “Uhh, thank you? I think...maybe.”
She laughed again. “Did you really think I couldn’t tell when you were cumming? That thing was jumping around inside of me like a snake with its tail in a light socket! Which felt really nice, by the way.”
Kristi grimaced. "Ew, that's a disturbing image!"
I ignored her as I shook my head, still staring at Tiffany. “So you decided to pay me back by freaking me out. Nice. See if I ever let you have sex with me again!”
Tiff feigned disappointment. “Really? How about if I apologize? I was really hoping that we might get to have an instant replay.”
I eagerly agreed. “Well OK! I mean, it won’t be instant, but as soon as I can, I’m up for it – you know, figuratively speaking. Literally too, I suppose.”
Kristi chuckled as she leaned forward, pressing herself to Tiff’s back and looking down at me over the other woman’s shoulder, her fingers touching and exploring Tiffany’s naked body as if she couldn’t quite get enough of it. “Well, that wasn’t what you’d call a protracted negotiation! Way to stand firm, Adam; Good thing you’re not easy, right champ?”
I smiled up at her. “Hey, what can I say? I’m just a forgiving kind of guy, I guess.”
“You’re just a horny kind of guy.”
“Yeah, that too. Can’t I be both?”
She ignored me and turned her attention to Tiff instead. “Good thing you were kidding about that whole preggo thing, because we now have proof that he ain’t shootin’ blanks, and he really did fill you up. You should see, you’ve already got cum leaking out of you, even though he’s still in. Both of you are a big ol’ sexy, slippery mess!”
Tiff nodded. “I thought that might be the case; it sure felt like it! Mmm, cream-filled - I guess we can just slap a little chocolate frosting on me and call me an éclair.” A little light bulb seemed to go on over her head, and she turned to look at Kristi. “Hey, do you have a camera?”
Kristi frowned. “Yeah, sure – it’s around here somewhere – oh, and I’ll have you know that I used to really enjoy éclairs, so thanks a lot for that mental image!”
“You don’t look like you’ve ever eaten an éclair in your life. Is your camera digital?”
“Of course. And I have so, I love ‘em; I just have a high metabolic rate.”
My head was spinning just a bit, which may have been from the recent spike in my own metabolic rate, but was more probably from trying to follow them as they carried on two separate conversations at once. I had a pretty good idea why Tiff wanted the pictures, but Kristi was as yet unaware of her special scrapbook, her revenge collection.
The ball was currently in Tiffany’s court, so she hit it back. “Now every time you have one you’ll remember this moment. Quick, grab your camera and get a few shots of us like this, while we’re still together, OK?”
Kristi shrugged. “Sure, I suppose, but what…”
Tiff interrupted her. “I’ll explain later, just hurry, OK – before Adam goes limp and slides out!”
It was a little bit disconcerting to have them discussing me “going limp”, almost as if I wasn’t there in the room as they pointed out a male shortcoming of some sort, but then I knew that both of these women were experienced enough to just take it as a normal and natural function, a built-in limitation that most men have that requires at least a little bit of recovery time after an orgasm. Of course, that didn’t mean that they liked it!
On the other hand, I knew that they didn’t mean anything derogatory or hurtful by it, but it was still just a bit embarrassing to have it pointed out, especially in such obvious juxtaposition to their ability – and apparent willingness - to just go on and on. I’m not sure why men and women are so different on that score; it seems like millions of years of evolution might have worked out a more evenly balanced arrangement. But then, if that were the case, when would we ever get anything accomplished? For that matter, the entire process of evolution might have ceased at that point!
As I pondered the possible evolutionary ramifications of an eons-old adaptation favoring priapism, Kristi rolled to her feet and crossed to the dresser, finding our camera in the second drawer she searched. I heard the click-clunk of the lens sliding out as she turned it on, and a faint whine of the flash charging up as she moved to stand near our feet. “Oooh, this is going to make a great shot! Do you want to keep your faces hidden, or is it OK if they show in some of these?”
Tiff turned and looked back at her over her shoulder. “Yeah, show me for sure! I’ll want my husband to be able to recognize me.”
Kristi paused. “Your husband? I don’t…” She sounded puzzled.
“Just shoot, I’ll explain in a minute.”
I spoke up. “If anyone’s interested, I’d prefer to stay anonymous - thanks very much.”
Kristi started taking photos, the small flash glaringly bright in the small room, but she laughed as she shot. “You won’t be anonymous to anyone that’s seen you with your pants off big boy – but then I guess that select group doesn’t really matter.” I assume she was kidding; nobody can recognize a man just by his penis – barring anything unique like a tattoo, or perhaps a Smurf-blue cock or some weird deformity, I suppose. Lord knows we have a lifelong fascination with our penises, but they just aren’t that unique, in my humble opinion.
As I could not see the camera, or even very much of Kristi, I had to assume that my face was not in the photos. Tiff made it a point to look toward the camera, smiling and making various expressions of arousal. Her faked ones were not as convincing as her real ones, but she looked appropriately wanton and slutty, I suppose. She even reached back and had Kristi take a few shots of her fingers stroking the exposed few inches of my cum-slick shaft and fondling my balls, and when I did eventually lose enough stiffness that her movements caused me to slip out of her tight, slick tunnel, Kristi got a couple of shots of that too, and a couple more of my semen spilling out of her and onto my stomach.
That chore accomplished, Kristi put the camera on the dresser and Tiff slid off of me to lie alongside. Kristi joined us, flanking me on the opposite side, and Tiff proceeded to explain to her about the collection of x-rated pictures that she was building in an effort to not just humiliate her loser husband, but to convince him to finally sign the papers that would make him her ex-husband.
I could see that the entire situation piqued Kristi’s curiosity, and she rose up on one elbow to look across my body at Tiff. “Why won’t he sign the papers?”
Tiff sighed. “Because he’s an asshole, I suppose.”
Kristi chuckled. “Well yeah, I knew that already from things you’ve said about him and the things he did to you, but he knows it’s over, right?”
Tiff nodded. “Oh yes! He knows he can’t ever dare to even show his face around me or any of our friends again. Seriously, he’d be beaten to a pulp – if he was lucky!”
“Then I don’t get it; what does he gain by keeping you tied down? I mean, it keeps him just as shackled, and there’s no upside in it for him.”
I slid my arm under Kristi and pulled her against my side, nuzzling her neck and feeling her soft hair fall into my face. “You’re thinking like the broker you are babe, not like the asshole he is. You’re talking about gain, and upside, and that kind of logical stuff, and all he’s thinking about is continuing to make Tiff’s life as miserable as he can – even from hundreds of miles away. It’s how he gets his jollies; probably makes him feel like a big, tough man.”
She thought about that for a few seconds, frowning in concentration. “So does still being married to him – even if it is only technically – slow you down a whole lot?”
Tiffany smiled wistfully. “I guess not, not really. It just makes me feel like I’ve got this big weight always hanging over me, like I’ll never get to put that part of my life completely behind me and move on. You know what I mean?”
“Yeah, I think I do. I can understand that.” Kristi frowned again, and I could almost hear the wheels start turning in her head. She’s never been one to stand aside and let a deal close itself if there were any steps she could take to push it to completion, and I sensed that she had taken on Tiff’s cause as a personal challenge. She confirmed my suspicions with her next few questions.
“Do you know where he is?”
“Yeah, more or less. I don’t think he’d be too difficult to track down.”
“Was he any good in the sack?”
Tiff looked at her, clearly puzzled. “Why?”
“Just bear with me for a minute. Was he any good? Was he hung?”
Obviously still confused by the line of questioning, Tiff answered her. “Well, I used to think he hung the moon, but then, I didn’t have a lot of experience to draw on. Now, in retrospect, I guess I have to admit that he wasn’t all that swell.” Kristi and I both laughed at her admission – or, more accurately, at the way she phrased it. She looked at us oddly, but went on. “As far as being well-endowed, no, not particularly. Nothing like this guy here, for sure! For that matter, it wasn’t something you’d brag about to your friends on girls’ night out either. “
“Good. Do you have any pictures of him that you can give me? Nude pictures, I mean?”
Tiff frowned, trying to remember. “Yeah, I think so, somewhere. We had a few picture-taking sessions back when we still loved each other; I think I have a disc somewhere with them on it. I might even have a few on my computer still. That stuff is all at home of course, but I can email it to you.”
Kristi grinned coldly. “Perfect! You and me are about to start a serious humiliation campaign, and your loser hubby will never know what hit him! He’s going to come crawling to you, begging you to let him sign those papers just to get you to quit, to let up on him.”
Tiffany finally seemed to be getting at least some idea where Kristi was going with all of her questions, and she brightened, clearly intrigued. “Tell me what you have in mind. This sounds like it could be fun!”
“Oh, don’t worry, it will be. You’ll see. Do you know his email address, or is he on Facebook or anything?”
Tiff shrugged. “Well, of course I knew his email, but he may have changed it – he probably did. I’m sure I can get his email from somebody, maybe his mom or one of his old friends, but he wouldn’t be involved in any of that other stuff. He’s not very technically oriented.”
Kristi nodded. “No matter, all we really need is an email address – and those of his friends, and maybe people he works with.” She looked at me. “Hey, as long as you’re just sitting there with all your best parts out of commission for now - and really not contributing much to the conversation either - why don’t you go get us some drinks?” She smiled as she said it, letting me know that she was teasing and not being unnecessarily blunt.
“Gosh, how could I refuse when you asked so nicely?! But drinks, really? It’s, like, four in the morning!”
“Not booze type drinks, silly! Juice, or waters, or Cokes or something.”
“Oh. But Coke, at this hour? Yuck – I think I could drink a Scotch easier.” I looked at Tiff. “Any preference?”
She gave me a smile. “Juice, please; anything is fine, whatever we have. You took a lot out of me!”
Kristi laughed. “Actually, he put a lot into you. But yeah, that kind of activity does leave one thirsty. Well, you heard the lady, what are you waiting for?”
I sat up and gave a mock salute. “Yes ma’am, as you say ma’am!”
Tiffany laughed at us. “It’s kind of nice to be waited on, that’s usually my job.”
I scooted off the bed and rose to my feet. “No problem gorgeous, got it covered. As my sweet love so gently pointed out, I’m about as useful as tits on a bull at the moment, and I can’t hope to match her vengeful creativity, so I’ll leave you two to your plotting.” I crossed to the bathroom and took a moment to wash myself off. I was a rather sticky, slippery, cum-covered mess, and didn’t want to leave a trail of drippings out to the galley.
When I re-entered the room I picked up my shorts from the chair, and Kristi laughed. “Hey, Mr. Modest; who do you think is going to see you?”
I paused. I had grabbed them more out of habit than anything, but she had a point. Everyone was sound asleep, for one thing, and for another, even if they weren’t there was nobody on-board that had not seen me naked already. I dropped them and headed for the door, but Kristi stopped me. “Aren’t you going to ask what I want?”
“Nah; you’ll get whatever I bring you, wench, and you’ll enjoy it.”
She giggled. “Ooohh, it makes me so horny when you pretend to be tough! Orange juice please – with ice.”
I shook my head and turned to leave. As I opened the door I heard Kristi ask “Do you know how to work Photoshop, to alter pictures?” Tiff must have shook her head no, because Kristi went on; “No matter, I do, and I’m good at it. However small your boy’s cock is, it’s about to get a whole lot smaller!”
I shook my head as I walked down the hall, wondering if Tiffany’s ex was sleeping peacefully somewhere, completely unaware of the shit-storm that would soon be released upon him.