So last night I was at home while my gf was out with a girlfriend of hers. She was going to a club to hear a music act...following is - verbatim - the text exchange we had... I'll put any necessary clarifying comments in brackets.
10:32pm
Me: So how's the show babe??
Goddess: Great! I made friends w/club manager. Wanna be a cuck tonight? ;)
Me: Really??
Goddess: Yes.
Me: Seriously?
Goddess: Well, it's on if cuck is ok w/ it.
Me: What's Beth gonna think? [Beth is her friend that she was with at the show]
Goddess: That's the only issue. I have to explain the cuck thing but I'm not sure she'll get it.
Me: Baby, I love you and you know it's cool - I'm just worried about undercutting my relationship with Beth, who's very important to you.
Goddess: I love you too. So much. Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Me: I'm so hard right now, goddess. Would love to chat if you can...
11:48pm
Goddess: Still at concert w/alpha. Will call later. I love you.
Me: Babe! I'm dying here! Gimme a little more info...is it on? Should I try calling you?
Goddess: At concert love. Be patient.
12:06am
Goddess: He has cute black curls. We are about to take a private tour of the VIP room ;)
Me: Baby! Where's Beth? I'm shaking...
12:47am
Goddess: Beth nixed everything because she refused to let me out of her sight. On way to another bar. Ily. Xo my baby.
Me: Awwwww!! We need to have a little talk with Beth...
Goddess: Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
That's it...I know it's not the most exciting possible ending, but it's 100% true...she has cucked me before and with great certainty I can say that she will again. She is sexy beyond belief.
