I married the school whore,

sorry to be a party pooper but great grandparents after 25 years?

wifeuserscot, you have to give some license if the writing is good, and I think this is one of the best:

" Growing up with her I knew that she was and always would be a bareback rider using all three of her holes."

I love this writing!

I also love this "Not one has come out white even though her large white breasts produce what seems like gallons of white milk." The implication here being the color of the milk is an indicator of the color of the young.