so why get married??

Best $6000 You'll Ever Spend.

Men, we now have a blow-up doll from Sweden.
These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.
Sizes vary from 1.50 to 1.75m.
The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN
SKIN. It will last two years if used constantly and consistently
everyday.
Completely adjustable to any position you want.
100 sensors spread around the body..
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20
positions. On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that
echoes gently in your ears. Comes with inbuilt sound in the
throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely
personal up to two meters away from her ears. When there is
any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light
moans of stimulation. Above all that, she gets wet with a
slight touch over any of the sensors. Most important she has
a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:
She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)
She can move her head in any direction you choose.
Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the
following:


PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

ADVANTAGES.

She is not electric
She does not speak
She does not get fat
She never has periods
She does not pass gas
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother
She never ever gets headaches
She does not go to the hairdresser
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what we watch on TV
She does not frequent internet chat rooms
She will never get elderly human physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman
She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return.
Only $6000.00

then watch the first part of this tape to see what those wacky japanese have going...

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for those who wonder, I'm sure that her tits are real...
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this strangely turns me on

Knowing the guys on this site she'd be screwing around the 1st chance she got!

spose the cucks here would have to find a bull wanting to fuck this...

a sort of synergism......
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Can I get one second hand and well used.
Graz

imagin
bet you get a refurb.....
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bump up
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It's unfair competition, that's what it is! No WONDER I can't get a date any more! Who wants to put up with all my bull-shit?

Love,

Jamie

DUDE that was a classic response!! LMAO!! That would be fucked up right?......yea man i really want a black dick to fuck my doll while i watch lol

I thought of some disadvantages:
-she does not clean out her pussy after you cum in it
-she does not wash her own hair after you cum in it
-she does not clean out her asshole after you cum in it
-she does not dust off her tits before you suck on em
-she does not dress herself
-she does not hide herself in the closet before family comes over to visit

This a fucking amazing looking doll though. As long as her parts dont wear out over time it would be a good deal.

Redimac, that video of Japan's birth rates was amazing. Japanese girls are very pretty and it's a shame that the mindset there is not not procreate but instead be selfish, work driven zombies. The brazilian population there seems to be the only hope. And damn that would be hot to have the genes of Brazilians and Japanese to repopulate the country. Of course if that doesn't work theyre fucked. Theyre fucking stupid if they think that robots will solve anything.

Those dolls are only one step away from being a serial killer. How long before you want a nice young dead girl to play with

BlkISbetter
There is a large community of japanese brazillians in N brazil. What a mix!
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wifepimp
Well, I've fucked a couple of ladies who seemed dead...
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wifepimp
To be sure, a plastic doll is not anything I'm particularly attracted to...
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but here are some who it's the best that they can do...
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<ADVANTAGES.

<She does not get fat
<She never has periods
<She never goes shopping
<She does not get pregnant
<She does not have a mother
<She does not go to the hairdresser
<She does not watch soaps or Oprah
<She does not care what we watch on TV
<She will never get elderly human physical attributes
<She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return.

I knew there were some good advantages to never finding the right woman. Especially the nagging.

<but here are some who it's the best that they can do...

True, for those who can spare the six grand (to me that's not spare change by any means). Still, it's not all bad being alone.

Hilarious thread. Thanks!

Disadvantages: She can never really betray and humiliate you, which is the essence of cuckolding.

I know something about relationships with blow-up dolls, I am in a "till death do us part" one myself. Devoting yourself to an inanimate object can be a mind-blowing experience of ego destruction, emasculation, and degradation. The opportunities for humiliation are as endless as the number of people in the world.

But such self-humiliation will never be as powerful as humiliation imposed and enforced by someone - a real live someone - you love.

My relationship with my inflatable husband would not be nearly so hot and bittersweet had it not been for my flesh and blood wife.

MrsBlackBlowupDoll
so you have an inflatable husband? Tell us more...
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very nice

suksan
exactly!
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drenski, sent you email...
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cheers
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It's a Real Doll, which is made in Los Angeles, not Sweden. And yes, I sort of want one, but it can't really cuckold you unless you find someone else to fuck it and it sort of lies there with its eyes open like a dead thing and I find that rather creepy.

It also can't get excited watching the bull beat you up and put the head of his big fat cock inside your asshole and make you lick it clean before he fucks your wife. And that would be a drawback for me.

treasuredavid

they have an eye movement option.

And....Mentally I'm sure that you could conjure all that up...and more.....
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i really like this, i would happily dress her up pretty and get it on with her in my own bed while another man took my place in bed with my wife, i'm not man enough to satisfy a real woman but a pretty doll wouldn't mind ! ...

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Um, for you...true!
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Damn, it looks pretty real. I can think of a lot of fun ways to humiliate someone with one of these. I wonder if they will make a guy one too.