redimac
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#1 Posted: 11 Jul 2009 02:58
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"I'll admit that I'm still a little wet behind the ears when it comes to the internet and all of the fucked up shit you might see on it. Would you believe that a man of my stature still gets Goatse'd about three times a day? Sad but true. Let me give you a scenario. Let's say that you are a married man. Now let's say that a large black gentleman comes over to your house, fucks the shit out of your wife while you cry in the corner, and then blows his load all over your face. Are you screaming in terror or are you fully erect. If it's the latter, well then congratulations, you're a cuckold! Over at CuckoldPlace.com, there just so happens to be 40000 of these motherfuckers all congregating on their forums. Enjoy."
Joe Preston
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redimac
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#2 Posted: 11 Jul 2009 02:59
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MaddieFay
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#3 Posted: 12 Jul 2009 18:07
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Well, I just love it when some talking head on the Internet judges what turns me on.
Isn't that fun?
You can check out all of my captions at MaddieFay.com
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GreenHornet
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#4 Posted: 14 Jul 2009 01:59
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Looks like one of those sites for geeks who do nothing but sit on the sidelines of life making snotty remarks about people who have actual lives. They're like the comic book guy on the Simpsons - people who try to act snobbish even though they have nothing whatsoever to be snobbish about. I can just hear each one of them reacting to that description by indignantly blustering "You! Mocking ME! That is rich!"
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MaddieFay
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#5 Posted: 15 Jul 2009 03:56
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Ha! That's the perfect analogy, Hornet.
That's exactly what people like this are like. All they do is mock others all day long from the safety of their office, or, more likely, their parents' basement.
You can check out all of my captions at MaddieFay.com
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redimac
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#6 Posted: 15 Jul 2009 04:52
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I'm pretty sure the author was wanking the whole time...   Joe Preston |
GreenHornet
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#7 Posted: 17 Jul 2009 16:49
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Thanks MaddieFay! I just saw your comment so that's why I didn't reply sooner.
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room101
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#8 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 00:19
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You think somethingawful is bad? Just wait until 4chan finds out...
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redimac
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#9 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 17:12
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room101
can't wait....
Joe Preston
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kdfrog
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#10 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 19:02
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Something Awful likes to poke fun at the internet. This is a fetish board. It's a fetish I share to a degree, but you need to stand back and look at yourselves posting about "beautiful realman cock" and being "pantied and collared" before you fly off the handle. If you're going to say crap like that on a public message board, by all means go ahead, but someone's going to find it.
But please continue to freak out, reacting to them will surely make them all go away instead of giving them exactly what they want and making them hang around longer to keep poking fun at you. Yep.
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Woody6
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#11 Posted: 23 Jul 2009 02:38
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I thought it was quite funny, actually.
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redimac
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#12 Posted: 23 Jul 2009 15:27
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Freaking out I am not....
Joe Preston
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Kittensucker
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#13 Posted: 26 Jul 2009 08:18
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It's free advertising.
The whitebois who talk the most shit suck the most dick.
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redimac
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#14 Posted: 11 Aug 2009 15:28
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Kittensucker perhaps... Joe Preston
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