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mcevin
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 02:23:20
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Okay, so, like, my name is Jamie. I'm twenty-something, so I am completely legal and tender. I'm in graduate school, for god's sake! I don't know what all the stuff is about age, anyway.
Like, a girl is seventeen years, three hundred sixty-four days, twenty-three hours and fifty nine minutes old, and she's a CHILD, and even FANTASIZING about ANYTHING is wrong wrong wrong, never mind that she's been fucking her boyfriend and one of his cousins since she was twelve.
Then the clock strikes, she's eighteen, and you can fuck every hole, she can be three guys and fucking air-tight and no one gives a shit! So what changed on that last "bong" when she turned 18? Oh, yeah, yeah, I know all the legal stuff and internet porn, like kids really need to go on the internet to look at pictures of grown-ups doing grossly what we can do MUCH better ourSELVES. WHAT are you THINKING?
So I was twelve when I got molested, and the internet didn't have anything to do with it. Sorry, folks, but it's my real life, and my therapist says I get to tell about it if I want. It was after The Divorce, when mom had a kid with her boss while still married to dad. BTW, I get my smart genes from dad, and my slutty genes from mom. So I have both a high IQ and a high FQ, that's "Fuckability Quotient."
Now you parent types probably don't think about this, but the time between when School Lets Out and Mom Comes Home, KIDZ RULE! I was into smoking dope with the Bad Kidz after school, and shoplifting, usually at the same time, and this guy at the mall caught me and made me suck him. It was kind of bad, I mean, I threw up, but being a Resourceful Girl, I figured it out. I remembered which end of a cock goes in my mouth, so by seventh grade I was one of the Hot Grrls. It was like, "Jamie? Yeah, won't fuck but she'll BLOW your MIND!"
My best friend, Brenda, she's like, "God, Jamie, you put it in your MOUTH?" and I'm like, "YEah, Brenda, are you like, STUPID?" So she dared me to suck her boyfriend, so I did, under the stands, fourth period, with everyone watching. Don't ever dare me to do stuff. Later I learned you are supposed to kiss and stuff first. Otherwise, you are a SLUT! It was all right. I was the only junior high girl to go to the Senior Prom, WITH a SENIOR!
All the really sexy stuff happened to me WAY before I was 18. This college guy popped me when I was 14, so at least I didn't have to go into High School with a "virgo intacta" on my Permanent Record. By the time I was 18, I wized up and stopped being wild, except on Spring Break, which Doesn't Count. I mean, I shoulda been pregnant or dead or both.
Anyway, I'm not even married yet, so what am I doing here? Well, the idea is way hot, I mean okay, I had this boyfriend in junior college, we were on Spring Break in Florida, at Boca Raton. It's sort of the "Girls Gone Wild" scene, YOU know, and I'm wearing this little hot pink string-bikini that rolls up and fits in a film can and my tie-on high-heel bitch, I mean BEACH, sandals.
So my boyfriend, he likes to go in these bars where the businessmen hang out to watch the Young Stuff. I'm 5'1 and leggy and blonde and slender and I have the tightest ass you have ever seen on a girl over 12. I look like I did when I was 14, so, okay, my boyfriend, he's like, "Hey Jamie, see that bald guy over there? He's really looking at you! I bet he'd like to suck your tits!" and I'm like, "God, shut UP! He's like my DAD'S age!" It did turn me on, though, and we'd go back to our room and fuck like mad.
"Okay, so, Jamie? When you and your boyfriend were back in your room fucking like mad, were you laying there with your legs spread fantasizing it was the Bald Guy your Dad's Age fucking you?"
(blush) NOT SAYING!
So okay, how stupid ARE you, Jamie? I think my boyfriend was SERIOUS! He wanted to bring one of those guys back and watch him fuck me! So I don't know, it's like, "Oh my god!" But it's WAY hot.
So anyway, I'm not a hot wife or anything, I'm not even married, not even DATING. I mean, okay, okay, I hook up, but I'm not ready for a relationship right now. I mean, I'm sucking some hookup guy's dick and he's like, "But do you REALLY love me Jamie?" I mean, what can I say to that, especially with my mouth full of cock? Besides, it's just a hookup.
So yeah, maybe someday I'll be a hot wife. I mean, I sort of attract these kind of wimpy guys. Except I answered this post once, for this "Master," and I was going to be his "slave." I was thinking handcuffs and blindfolds and dog collars and sucking off his friends, but he just wanted to call me names and make me do his laundry. That was just like my ex boyfriend...
So I don't know. I mean, I'm really sort of a nice girl, not like Erin. Kristie and I went there for Christmas because Erin's mom takes in Wayward Grrls like us. So anyway, Erin is like way religious, she goes to church on Wednesday and Friday and Sunday, and then we found out she is sucking the Youth Minister, and she doesn't even kiss and stuff first! Eeewwe!
So, like all the Stuff you Have to Do, like the cuck has to wear panties and lick the cum out of his wife's pussy, and wear a chastity belt, I mean, all this freaky stuff you have to do, it's like being Catholic, which I was, until I got kicked out of Catholic school. So I don't do well with the "gotta-do's," you know, "gotta-do this" and "gotta-do that."
So, my scene is more like my husband gets in trouble and this guy blackmails us, and he wants to fuck me and make my husband watch. He's like, totally dominant, makes me and my husband serve his sexual desires, but he's not cruel (slice and dice) or weird (hubby in panties). It's the SEX, stupid! I probably wouldn't make a good "hot" wife, you know, dominating my husband, drooling over other guy's cocks, all the stuff you "gotta-do."
Oh, well, that's just me. I've never been good at "fitting in." So I'm sort of trying to get 411, maybe share fantasies. I get all the real-life action I can stand, right here, on campus, so I'm really not looking for a hook-up here, like I say, I'm not even married, don't even really have a boyfriend, except Michael, this guy from dance class, and he's gay. He thinks it's hot too, and he might be my "husband" for a scene, but having a gay guy-- that might be too threatening. Besides, these daze, hooking up on the internet is kind of lame, I mean I know people who do it, like my MOM, but hey, I know people who voted for W, too, so what can I say?
So, anyway, if you want a hump-a-cunt for tonight, you probably better move on to the next post.
Love,
Jamie
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wank3r
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 04:31:10
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jamie, when you are that weird, strange, perverted and smart, the internet is going to be your only hope... so get over the internet hookup hangup...
now..... how about a pic of your back, legs and ass? 
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mcevin
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 11:36:24
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Oh, I don't know, I don't think I sould like, just post pics of me here, I mean my ex-bf took all these nudies when I was 18, and after we broke up he POSTED them, the asshole, and I kept seeing myself on these teen porn sites. Ohmygod! So at least he didn't use my real name.
So I might email you something, my addy is just my handle here @hotmail.com.
Love,
Jamie
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nmasterc
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 16:43:22
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you're so sexy
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mcevin
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 20:20:14
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THANK you.... (blush)
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joguy
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 21:31:10
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pretty funny post!
joguy
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mojie
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# Posted: 23 Jan 2007 21:56:48
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Hey Jamie,
I'm with you - as far as the husband in panties and all that crap. I've been popping in here from time to time to see what goes and just check out how other folks do things, and, some of it turns me on and some turns me off. I have never seen a post that compeled me to post until I saw yours.
I am happily married, but, oddly, have the fantasy that many others in here have, which is to see my wife get it on with another man. I don't want to lose her, or, become some wimpy slave, but, the thought of her making other men drool just turns me on. It's nice to know that you have something good enough that everybody else wants it, too. My wife is in her 40's, and very much the 'prim and proper' type, but, I doubt she'll ever actually go for it. She loves the fantasy of being with another man when we have sex, but, is too afraid of what it could do to us to follow thru.
Anyways, it's a joy to hear a girl like you who is VERY adventurous without being too into a guy being feminized.
Keep on posting, babe.
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nmasterc
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# Posted: 24 Jan 2007 01:51:01
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i wish you went to my college
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mcevin
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# Posted: 25 Jan 2007 11:43:01 · Edited by: mcevin
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Well, I kind of do too.
I mean, I'm smart and shit, but I just fucked off in high school, so I had to go to junior college. All my friends went to REAL college, but me and mom had just gotten out of Section 8 housng after The Divorce. So later, I was in graduate school (I have an MFA in Dance Performance) and I was a dorm mom, because I got room and board and enough money to pay for my drug habit.
So like, this was REAL college, like $40,000 a YEAR college, I mean, I couldn't even pay the PARKING tickets here except I'm on scholarship. I mean, my dad is rich, and my mom is good looking, TOO good looking, and she's a slut like me, but she has a high FQ (Fuckabilty Quotient) and a low IQ, so when she cuckolded dad, she picked this total loser guy, I mean maybe he was hot in bed, but it's my MOM, it's like "Eeeewwwe!"
I mean, I came out of her BODY, for god sake, just like my half-black, half-brother. I was totally mean to him, I was twelve, it was like HE was the reason I went from having a nanny pick me up at Catholic School and take me to the park to Section 8 housing and hanging out with the gang-bangers on Second Avenue under the freeway in downtown Minneapoilis. So now he's living with his grandmother, let's see, mom's boss's mom, life's SO COMPLICATED for kids these daze, and it's not the choices the kids make. Of COURSE we fuck up. We're KIDS. We land in the mess grownups make, and we do the best we can. Hey, here's a clue: Nothing in No Child Left Behind would have fixed, or ever affected, my life. You got to work on the person in the mirror.
So then for advice, I have mom's live-in boyfriend, who is jobless and homeless and has been sleeping with mom for like, six weeks, I mean I'm going to gymnastics and he stops me. He's in his boxers and undershirt, big belly hanging out, he's got a cigarette in one hand and a Martini in the other, he's like, "You little bitch! (burp) You're too fucking pretty for your own damn good! (burp) I better not fucking catch you out drinking or smoking or fucking around!"
Yeah, right, you couldn't catch a case of the CLAP, I'm' OUTTA here! I'm a KID. I'm not STUPID!
So I wound up in this junior college. I was always good in school, I have dad's brains, school is easy as long as I give a shit. So then I got totally involved with this professor, I mean he taught me math, which is like teachng a pig to sing opera, but we didn't get INVOLVED until the next semester. Remember, I have mom's slutty genes.
I mean I was 18, just left home, living with this loser guy I thought was great because his cock got hard. (Hey, Jamie, here's a CLUE! ALL guys cocks get hard!) So anyway, it was one of the "boyfriend gets busted can't pay the rent you are going to be homeless or have to go back to your mom, which is worse" moments, and I was in the quadrangle, on this bench, crying, and Dr. Gordon comes along.
Okay okay, he's like, 60, married (to someone else), and he sits down next to me, and I go through the nine yards, and he LISTENS! Do you know how hard that is? If you think reading THIS sux, just imagine listening to me TALK! Oh my god! So here's a clue for you guys: Just listen to her. Open another beer, just listen, use words like, "Uh huh" and "What an asshole!" Nod a lot, but don't nod OFF!
That's how Dr. Gordon wound up in his car the junior college parking lot with little 18 year old Jamie, blindfolded, hands tied behind her back with his tie, sucking his cock. I was afraid he was going to have a heart attack and I wouldn't be able to get untied, and the Campus Police would find us. It would be like, "Professor Found Sucked to Death by Young Coed," but he didn't, and so I was like his SLAVE for the whole semester, and then he moved to New York without teling me. Well, he did, moving with out telling me tells me a lot.
So that's my life. I'm really good at gymnastics, and better at dance, so I got the dance scholarship. By now I had cut up Dad's gold card, I mean I was really going wrong, I felt worthless unless I could spend a lot of money, and now I'm a poor graduate student, but every dollar I have is fucking MINE.
Unfortunately, I also wised up sexually. I mean, I looked at mom, her third guy after dad, he was good in bed, I guess, but that was really good, because he was always too drunk to be vertical. So when I was a dorm mom, half my girls had serious STD's, including 2 cases of HIV. So I was like, "Hey, Jamie, it isn't 1974, like the stories Grandpa tells, and condoms don't fix everything, and yeah, right, EVERYBODY says, "Oh, yeah, yeah, I''ve been tested."
So I pretty much stick with oral sex these daze. I mean, most guys, even the Big Bulls here, THINK they are WAY better in bed than they really are. The most casual reading of the posts shows you none of them have a CLUE about how female sexuality really works. Most guys I meet would MUCH rather get sucked off than have to go through all the foreplay and shit that REALLY gets a girl ready to moan, "Fuck me, oh god fuck me harder!"
That's such a porn film line, if I were a guy fucking some girl and she said that to me, I'd pull out quick and go for the phenol. Guys watch way too much porn, I mean I see these airbrushed pics from "Pornucopia.com" and some guy says "My wife with her new lover" and I want to cry. There is so much hot fantasy out there, and the porn film producers are still stuck in 1989, it's all like the videos I found when grandpa died, all these years and nothing's changed. It's so sad!
But hey, I'm young, none of this is My Fault, it's just what I found when I arrived, and I'm doing the best I can. Sometimes, i just gotta put on one of dad's old time CD's, you know, the big black ones where you need an old time CD player?
"It's all right now, in fact it's a gas!"
Love,
Jamie
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nmasterc
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# Posted: 25 Jan 2007 16:44:11
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you're too sexy to go to a "real" college... you'd probably distract all of the nerds the whole time. I know you'd make my cock hard by just being in class with you;)
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panos_yogi
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# Posted: 25 Jan 2007 17:20:26
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What a breath of fresh air! It's so much fun reading through your lovely little mind.
I had to reach my late forties, go thru several amateur videos to see what you saw: that most of us don't have a clue how to really satisfy a woman, follow her desires, get into her rythm, work her up. But when you get there, it's so rewarding!
Now the cuckold thing, it comes from a feeling down below in some guys that they are inadequate to satisfy this insatiable desire of women (ref. also Fellini films!). So, let me fuck her with others or watch her being fucked by others, or (in extreme cases) let her go fuck others...
Well, you at least now know that sex is a lifetime obsession
Panos
P.S. I would appreciate some photos of you at yahoo.com (same handle)
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jed
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2007 17:49:47
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Jamie your a Beauty who could have any man you wanted.
Thanks for letting a guy old enough to be your dad get off on your pics.
p.s. Same time tonight?
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uwannadoit
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# Posted: 11 Feb 2007 02:39:12
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jamie id love to see what you could do with me! not many girls can do much
22 hung bull 9 1.2 inches 3 inches wide
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mcevin
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# Posted: 11 Feb 2007 22:33:25
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Okay, okay, so it looks like Kaira is doing all right. I mean, how many do you need? So, besides, I'm more into guys my dad's age. Not the incest thing, I mean, the "eewwwee" factor is too high. Young guys get all the pussy they need.
Have fun anyway, though!
Love,
Jamie
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mcevin
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# Posted: 11 Feb 2007 22:34:59
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jed
Hey, NP, but, you know, I'm pretty busy with RL these daze, they go on and on, but I think you're HOT!
Love,
Jamie
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uwannadoit
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# Posted: 11 Feb 2007 23:00:50
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jamie write me izzyreal987@aol.com
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lurkerjoe
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# Posted: 11 Feb 2007 23:19:42
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Wow. Jamie, you are funny funny funny.
I don't know whether to believe you are real or not.
I can't imagine some gross middle-aged guy convincingly writing like you write, so I'm inclined to believe you're real.
So, what are you doing in this weird little corner of the internet? How did you find this site? Shouldn't you be, like, blowing some guy under the bleachers?
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jed
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# Posted: 12 Feb 2007 13:18:05
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Quoting: mcevin
Hey, NP, but, you know, I'm pretty busy with RL these daze, they go on and on, but I think you're HOT! 
Still If your ever in England !?!?!?
How about a pic of you in your panties while i`m waiting
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mcevin
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# Posted: 13 Feb 2007 05:09:54
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lurkerjoe
Oh, no, blowing guys under the bleachers, that's so, like, 8th grade.
I'm more a corner suite at the Radisson, strawberries, champaign, and handcuffs, that sort of thing...
Love,
Jamie
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jed
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# Posted: 16 Feb 2007 01:22:27
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Anyone brave enough to correct Jamie`s spelling mistake?
I`m not going to.
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Thug
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# Posted: 2 Jun 2007 10:02:02
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Someone who claims to be a graduate but has the syntax of a slaughterman? And who thinks Radisson Hotels are upmarket - what the ..... Jamie some people have no sense of humour. I thought all Americans couldn't spell: color, aluminum et al. ha! (it's colour, aluminium)
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