Here's a couple of items you may find about the house that have inflicted a lot of pain on him and given me a lot of pleasure
Tough luck for a guy that gets off on receiving that type of attention. A proper lady has no problem administering a sound seeing-to on such a man. I mean..... After all..... The guy is really begging and she really does
need to vent her frustrations on somebody..... You know?
The wooden spoon is ubiquitous. Whenever you find yourself in a situation (cook-out, kitchen etc.) and there happens to be a wood spoon nearby, idly pick it up and casually toy with it. Be aware of any lady that makes a comment or takes notice. There is your opening! Talk to her at a reas0nable opportunity and then play it by ear.
Many spanko ladies love to open up and receive an intimately intense session of good spooning! Show some skill on correct usage of the Wooden Spoon and she will call you again. And again.....................PSEUDO PERSON