MrsBlackBlowupDoll
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Flatulence. Unless you wife has a fetish for it, she will not find it at all sexy, and eating flatulence inducing foods does not have the catastrophic health impacts of obesity. You might try also taking longer periods between showers, especially on the weekends. Science has shown that bad smells are the among the most repulsive turn-offs to people on a very instinctual level.
Also, does she like hair or not? You could full body shave/electrolysis, which many women would find very unattractive (especially when it comes to pubic hair). How does she feel about tattoos and piercings? That is another avenue that is safer to you health that packing on the pounds.
How about just bad clothes. Even the hottest body can look like crap if it is dressed poorly. (You might especially think here about what you wear about the house or to bed.) Pantalone, Wittol, oblate, abnegator, fellator, pathic, irrumatiophile,fop, epicene, cotquean, skivvy, thrall, and pilgarlic.
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