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mr_goodwrench_06

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# Posted: 31 Dec 2006 15:35:12
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work aro und it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?




Shannonslave

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16
# Posted: 7 Jan 2007 04:31:41 · Edited by: Shannonslave
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"Get it done fast".

She said this to me tonight.

Usually its "Can you be quick about it."

Its so humiliating.
twisted one

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160
# Posted: 9 Jan 2007 23:46:57
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"Oh my Gawd, what the hell is that? "What is that awlful growth you have!"

Followed by lots of giggling, laughter, and finger pointing.

:shame:

She left me for another man and
divorced me. Haven't heard from
her since. Would love to know the fun she's having and what she's telling him about me.
SuperQ

Member

27
# Posted: 5 Feb 2007 07:44:30
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My wife actually let me fuck her and was able to get herself off. hen she finshed cumming she told me to get the fuck off of her because she was done!
astrel

Member

25
# Posted: 5 Feb 2007 07:56:36
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"Is it in, darling?"
xyzzyx

Member

143
# Posted: 13 Feb 2007 18:16:32
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"Is it in, darling?"

yuo that's the one.. or does it go any deeper
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