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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 06:18:29 · Edited by: Alcale
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Ah yes, we have found the person responsible for England's exit!
No it's not C Ronaldo
No it's not the ref
No it's not Wayno's temper
No it's not some Swede who conned the FA out of ?25m over 6 years for results the Maidenhead Utd manager would have achieved with players like that
No it's not the tabloid press or the Wags
IT'S THE GUY WHO POSTED THIS, ME ALCALE, IT'S MY FAULT! Absolutely obvious!
Actually, if you want to blame me, you should be asking "why DIDNT you do it" instead.
For the 1st time I didn't post on the thread between rounds, they lost.
And for the record, I disagree with the press that Becks had a bad W Cup.
I'll be back with more on this thread as I still have a stock of pics!
By the time I'm done, they should have won Euro 2008. Although I am not sure about the new manager either. What did he learn from SGE other than how to negotiate pay rises and pay-offs??
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:01:23
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- Damon, I've got the itch deep inside me again! Let's go back to your place!
- Again?? You're insatiable woman!
- ONly because you're so good! Hurry!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:04:02
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- At last, I can get my hands, and mouth on my prize!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:05:46 · Edited by: Alcale
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- Am I taking good care of your itch now slut TELL ME
- Yessir! Thank you Sir! Ooooooooooh I'm cumming again!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:07:25
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Was the itch this deep???
No Sir, noone goes deeper than you!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:10:11
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Oh Davey, I'm so glad you have more free time now!
Here, Damon left your favorite!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:12:55
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Mmmmmmm I always thought this store was for ordinary people!
But with hunks like that, I'll be back more often!
"Oy, excuse me, you seem like a fine gentleman, would you like being invited to my pool party?"
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:14:55
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See, we don't need more than the 2 of us to make it a very entertaining pool party!
Only Davey boy will join us for his duties later!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:16:23
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Oh Fuck he's got me cumming already!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:17:49
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My God, the store was right, they DO have HUGE choice and TOP quality!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:18:42
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:22:47 · Edited by: Alcale
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Cleaning time for the cuck
Master 1st, then the Lady's feet where Master left his load today!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:31:50 · Edited by: Alcale
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Thanks hon, I'm glad you're still crazy about my body after all these years!
No you cant touch it dont be silly!
We're off to the party! Damon will be there you know! He said you could attend, so make sure you dont eat too much at the cocktail before we go up to his room!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:41:26
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Off she goes incognito  , in her chauffeur driven limo and with her bodyguard! It's easy to concince them not to sell the story to the press.
The driver has a 10-incher that she services for his silence, and the bodyguard is a happy cleanup sissy after hours!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:44:57
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Obviously, she did show enough cleavage!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:47:54
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The cuck watches enviously and helplessly
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 14:50:15 · Edited by: Alcale
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Then moves in obediently when his time has come
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dynapro
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2006 19:11:39
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yes nice one I notice she was flashing the rock, little daves rock, dear dear david, kiss my ass!!!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2006 13:12:50
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CMU,
Of course you may darlin.
Also, I'm almost done reading your message.
I should be able to respond next week.
It did take less time than reading Tolstoy, but only just
Enjoy the WE
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Realist1974
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2006 17:32:22
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Now David has been dropped from the England squad, Victoria wont be free as often as she used to be, so Damon lets it be known that she is getting FOUR black cocks tonight.
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nopinkdinks
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2006 19:51:42
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didnt his sister go black with a team mate of his a few years ago?
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Alcale
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# Posted: 3 Oct 2006 12:11:28
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nopinkdinks
Either that, or thats what David looks like when Vic takes him out in his sissy outfit!
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Alcale
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# Posted: 3 Oct 2006 12:16:47
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OK, high time I revived this homorous little thread!
Not being called up for England, Davey boy has a little time to take his wife on a romantic getaway. She makes new acquaintances...
"Davey boy, you go train on the pitch, you need it.
Thses guys are errrr, gonna give me the tour!"
"Sure Mrs B, you want the tour, you'll get it! Yeah, you'll get it all right!"
"Guys, I love the tour, we should do this all the time!"
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mistap
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2006 06:11:52
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mistap
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2006 06:12:58 · Edited by: mistap
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like her tits ?
she looks a bit drunk. hm
where is she going ?
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2006 15:52:12
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mistap
Glad to see someone having fun with this thread too!
Lets see what I have today:
"OK, so the audition's settled: The white guys, you can leave, all the best for your future endeavours and all that crap. The 4 black guys, you come with me backstage. We need to get you ready for rehearsals!"
"Ooooh guys, I certainly did pick the best performers of the lot!
But I really want to make sure its all perfect, hence we do need to rehearse this so many many many many times!"
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Alcale
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2006 15:59:12
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And another one
"Davey boy, this is Jay, he's a hummm, errrrrr, a young talented musician. Yeah thats it, a really really talented young musician, and errrr, I think maybe its a great idea if I, uhhhh, how shall I say, "produce" him.
So he and I are gonna go to the, errrr, studio and do some serious fu... sorry I mean music. Since you're not playing for England, why dont you hurry home and watch the kids. I might be long.
Later, in the "recording studio"
"You certainly have all it takes to make it VERY BIG young man!"
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Realist1974
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# Posted: 23 Oct 2006 14:54:05
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Victoria thinks: Once David is no longer marketable, I want one of these brown children.
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Realist1974
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# Posted: 23 Oct 2006 14:55:37
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Ha ha ha David, if only you knew what I was doing with those black studs behind your back.
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Realist1974
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# Posted: 23 Oct 2006 15:07:59
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Cheryl was the one who 1st muted to Victoria about trying black cock... from the look on Victorias face do you think she's interested???
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